Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

and I gathered up a generous mittenful of the deadly
YELLOW SNOW
the deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go
whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow crystals
and rubbed it into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion
hitherto unknown to the people of this area
but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
here it comes now
the vigorous circular motion
rub it!

so now I'm wondering whether the fondness for basically huge shitposts with brilliant instrumentals mean Mozart would've *loved* collaborating with Frank Zappa, or whether they'd have hated each other

"you mean the entire movie is just him eating burritos?"
"not JUST him eating burritos. He talks about 8 Deer Jaguar Claw and eats burritos. AND he drinks a Tamarindo!"

Indiana Jones and the Burritos Al Pastor con Salsa Caliente y Uno Tamarindo

Indiana Jones and the Shawarma of Strife

(starts in South America 1936 with the Gorditas of Gold)

Indiana Jones and the Holes of Glory

When it comes time for my life to flash before my eyes, one last movie, I know the plot’s going to be rambling and incoherent, there won’t be enough musical numbers, and the fight choreography could be a lot better, but at least I did all my own stunts.

When you’re10, 30 minutes of adult upset at you is .0006% of your entire life. If you’re 8 it’s .0007% of your life. And by the time you’re even 16 that 30 minutes of bowel knotting teeth clenching self hate instilling misery is a mere .0004% maybe. I did the math; the sheer immediacy will slam you if nothing else, it’ll leave damage that takes decades to revise.

okay, job applications done, set up appointment to talk to Apple store tomorrow, put aside money for phone and did some window shopping, gonna grab a walk to deal with the feelings of really wanting to hurt someone

fill in the blank

_______, _______, _______, _______, Ah'm beggin you please don't take mah man.

Okay this isn’t an insta favorite but it’s a solid album!

Okay trying out the 2021 Rob Zombie album. This seems like appropriate apply payments music.

*spongebob voice* minutes later

Why did nobody tell me there was a song about a ghost train on this thing?

NIN: what if I smoked some cloves and whined about the last time I got laid

ROB ZOMBIE: what if I read some Berni Wrightson comics and watched a batch of The Munsters while really high from the fumes after airbrushing garage kits

I make fun of Rob Zombie as being the tastes of my cringeworthy youth, but you notice I can’t get through more than 20 minutes of NIN’s Pretty Hate Machine, yet can still easily listen to all of Astro Creep 2000.

Last night’s #drawing here at last!

https://twitter.com/diversebooks/status/1675883409703333889?s=46&t=9Pp96uLK_fsxmFr9YXJSlg

Writing Grant link redirects to Walter Grant site at;

https://diversebooks.org/programs/walter-grant/

They’re trying for more diversity in YA authors.

staying up late will not make tomorrow not happen

staying up late will not make tomorrow somehow better

I AIN'T GONNA WORK FOR MAGGIE'S BROTHER NO MORE
NO I AIN'T GONNA WORK FOR MAGGIE'S BROTHER NO MORE
WELL HE HANDS YOU A NICKEL
AND HE HANDS YOU A DIME
AND HE ASKS YOU WITH A GRIN
ARE YOU HAVIN' A GOOD TIME?
THEN HE FINES YOU
EVERY TIME YOU SLAM THE DOOR!
I AIN'T GONNA FOR MAGGIE'S BROTHER NO MORE!
#ungh #shit #ThrowHeavyStuff

load up on guns and bring your friends
it's fun to lose and to pretend
she's over-bored and self assured
I know, I know a dirty word
hello, hello, hello, hello
how low? (x2)

now in our town this is dangerous
here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
here we are now, entertain us.

listening to Weird Al's Truck Driving Song gets me to Old '55, Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town, Don't Go Back to Rockville and Driver 8