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fine, I'll listen to the second best then the best country songs ever written and then I'll maybe get some bacon or something, and I'll go cook breakfast or w/e before this interview before this intake thing

coyote sing along hour, firearms, violence 

when they kick at your front door
how you gonna come
with your hands on your head
or on the trigger of your gun?
when the law break in
how you gonna go?
shot down on the pavement
or waiting in death row?

song of the day while trying to apply for work with this sodding agency

youtu.be/lrRLtBGOARU

Also, I'm so fucking sick of having to be okay with drug testing for jobs. I can see why they'd go that direction, but starting a business relationship with a potential employee with the equivalent of "we think you're a thief, only instead of leaking industrial secrets or directing thousands to your bank account we mean swiping ballpoint pens."

It takes damn nigh nothing to set off the related sadnesses of Christianity coming in, the forests and animals being intentionally destroyed.

It's not like pagans, Jews or Muslims are better about the environment or are *less* innately soul killing, it's just for me as an American, Christianity is innately linked to anti-environmentalism.

oh gah, apparently not only do I associate "Star of the County Down" with my friend because she sings it relatively frequently but also I associate "Swallowtail Jig" with "IRISH LANGUAGE LAB."

"And anither thing! I don't like those things ye're saying aboot me mither! Me mither's a decent Irishwoman even if she likes to carve anatomically accurate figures out o' the potatoes!"

... I always assumed "anatomically accurate figures" meant a sheela-na-gig.

Kojote mitsingen Uhr, Zappa lyrics in German 

mach es doch schnell
rein und raus
MAGISCHES SCHWEIN!
durch es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, spritzt
FEUER!

aber becklecken nicht das Sofa, Sofa!

The scale goes from the Slightly Debatable Burger all the way through Impossible Burger to The Thing That Cannot and MUST Not be a Burger.

Well the GOOD news is that we successfully defeated a major place spirit so hopefully she can heal from the Wyrm rage inflicted upon her. The better news is none of the pack was seriously hurt in the process. The bad news is I’m real low on Rage now.

I live cement
I hate this street
Give dirt to me
I bite lament

Chilhuly's based in Tacoma and weed's legal in WA, so has anyone ever used one of the really big glass sculptures as a bong?

an apple a day definitely keeps the doctor away if "pitching an apple at them hard" is a daily habit

Two more inked today. A Neanderthal and his spirit hawk ally join with an Uldra to fight against a yeti, and two Dragonborn adventurers fight an ogre or giant in a forest somewhere.

"I have something for you. I don't want it anymore. Thirty hours of pain! All at once. All for you!"

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"I thought you were like, invulnerable?"
"I was. I'm not, anymore."

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quick impression for you; caw, caw, bang, FUCK I'm dead!

the inevitable movie quote, song lyrics, all caps, 90s 

"Try again. Try harder!"
"NNNYAAAGH!"
"Victims, aren't we all?"

SOMETIMES IT RAINS INSIDE OF MY HEAD
ALL THE WORDS RUN DRYYYYYY
WALLS ARE BREATHING HANDS ARE REACHING UP
TO TOUCH MY THIIIIGH
NO THEY DON'T HAVE TO TAKE YOU AWAAAAAAY

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fuck it. actually instead of listening to Graeme Revell's rejected The 13th Warrior score while I ink, I'm gonna straight up listen to The Crow score again. The inevitable movie quotes will probably show up any moment now.

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