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the scenery was oh-so-pretty!
how I wish the kids could'a seen it
but y'can't see out of the side of the car
because the windows are completely covered
by the decals
from all the places
we've already been

if you're runnin' low go to the store
carry some money to help you buy more
if wishes were trees, the trees would be fallin'
listen to reason, the season is calling

Addendum; mimicking nocking and loosing arrows during the part with “the tartars! The tartars!” probably not advised in office setting; applies doubly to the downward behind the back shot used to take out footsoldiers near one’s horse. I should remember the Turkish name for that.

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okay this soundtrack again, I have an excuse, I’m in the misty Scandinavian country of Ballard!

“My name is Ahmed ibn-Fadlan, ibn-Hamid, ibn-Rashid, ibn-Alabas. And things were not always thus.”

Want to shake up routine a little today since I’ve been pencilling a lot; which do you think I should focus on?

Fall is in the air and it’s time to listen to Type I Negative’s “World Coming Down” album again! Imho their best.

Also I’m pissed off about some blatant ageism at a job in 2020-21, apparently I hadn’t realized previously how fucking mean that was.

Aww man, they’re playing Test of the Emergency Broadcast System again. My least favorite group! All their songs sound the same.

Having now shaved my body and legs several times, I‘m fairly certain what will survive to puzzle archaeologists will be my chest hair and hair from around my knees. I should sell this stuff as space shuttle tile.

"at 3 am on a weekday while awake thanks to acid reflux" traditionally the best time to fairly evaluate one's worth as an artist and an increasingly older person in the face of an of-COURSE objectively viewed greater society and future.

Hey look someone posted Meet the Feebles to YT. I could rewatch Meet the Feebles for free!

“The blade glows whenever orcs are near. But in this campaign the character arc that splits off only really encounters one opponent who isn’t an orc, so it’s not very useful.”

MEANWHILE IN ROHAN

“Dude. Can MY sword glow if it’s around orcs?”
“No.”
“Well what about around wargs?”

*Hugo Weaving voice*

He raids my fridge, Gandalf. He raids my fridge, calls my sons Bro, and he hits on my daughter. Most of your halflings hadn’t been born the last time he washed his socks, Gandalf. I just CANNOT.

Today’s weird thought is wondering if a different editor would have turned down/sent back Fellowship of the Ring because the group goes from Rivendell to Moria to Lothlorien, and that’s two siegeproof musical elf sanctuaries with old wise leaders in really short order.

I revamped the tiger girl in yesterday’s and wanted to put all of yesterday’s stuff in the same post. CE nudity, eye contact.

Ushi-Tora. Do you want to hire me? As your bodyguard?

I get 5 ryo.

*scratches frantically behind ear*

Okay today’s tough enough I need the soundtrack for the best jidaigeki ever.

It’s wild that “Allstar” getting nigh constant airplay, and Shrek, are literally decades in the past.

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