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* Blue Danube Waltz comes on *

holy crap the difference in choosing that as soundtrack vs the adagio from Gayaneh - two COMPLETELY different space voyages

oh fuuuuck stoned my dude 

instead of "a routine low orbit maintenance mission for the Coyote Space Agency somehow this became a deep space mission to land on the Mons Graupius or something"

stoned thought 

the best part of being this baked is definitely how it's okay for me to not be particularly perfect and honestly stuff is so arbitrary even if I were perfect, that's still is only about 30% of my ability to get safety and comfort. It's okay that I'm kind of failed and kind of a mess right now.

you know, I cannot think of the last time I enjoyed the process of making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich quite this much

it probably involved being very little and launching jelly from my spoon

sooner or later this was *inevitably* going to wind up listening to Shpongle like SUCH a bad stereotype

the next thing is clearly gonna be cooking canned chili at 1130 actually no, I've got vegetarian stuff and I really feel bad about eating meat before or when I'm stoned

hold on a moment

be right back

holy fuck please give this Soundgarden track a listen, it's pretty much my favorite on King Animal, it's so GOOD

youtu.be/TssPizo0UAw?si=WBHxRX

sometimes when you shoot an arrow
it can fly across the sky so proud
I would go all the way to the sun
if I didn't have to come back down

youtu.be/EI06Sc9paF0?si=BuHj2s

oh wow oh wow check it out Queens of the Stone Age covered one of my favoritest Waits songs EVER

coyote sing along hour, all caps 

AH KNOW KARATE VOODOO TOO
AH'M GONNA MAKE MAHSELF AVAILABLE TO YOU
I DON'T NEED NO MAKEUP AH GOT REAL SCARS
AH GOT HAIR ON MAH CHEST
AH LOOK GOOD WITHOUT A SHIRT
AH'M GONNA DRIVE ALL NIGHT, GET SOME SPEED
GONNA WAIT FOR THE SUN TO SHINE DOWN ON ME
AH CUT A HOLE IN MAH ROOF TH' SHAPE OF A HEART
AND AH'M GOIN' OUT WEST WHERE THEY APPRECIATE ME

coyote sing along lyrics, shouting, weird noises 

would you believe me when i tell you
you're the queen of my heart?
please don't deceive me when I hurt you
it's just not the way it seems
can't you feel my love buzz
can't you feel my love buzz
can't you feel my love buzz
can't you feel my love BUUUUUZZZZZ!

wah wha!
WAH WAH!
WAAAAUGH WAAAAUGH!

see I feel that most songs really benefit from a weird noise, like the WHOOO WHOOO WHOOO in "Cheap Sunglasses," the BOINGGG!s in "The Guns of Brixton" or the "WHAAAO!" in Bananarama's "Venus."

this is a really good cover of "Cheap Sunglasses" but let's face it what really makes the original is the WHOOOA WHOOOA WHOOOA noise

The other from tonight, completely different tone since I was feeling a little less grimdark.

"I am the god of Hellfire! And I bring you..."
"fire?"
"honestly, we do that all the time. How about;

GARLIC!
TO SEASON YOUR FOOD!
GARLIC!
ALWAYS IMPROVES THE MOOD!
* massive rock organ *
* jogging in place *

Separating tonight’s because they’re so thematically different I can’t imagine everyone would favorite both. Here’s one…

the Beach Boys with their hit songs "Fun, Fun, Fun," "Girls, Girls, Girls," and "Cars, Cars, Cars."

hey I wonder if spiced cider tastes better when I'm baked.

Seriously if your gender isn’t “charging/increasing my rent,” “pushing your religion down my craw,” “insurance provider” etc then by definition I’m pretty okay with it and given that I’m not entirely sure what *my* gender is, I don’t really have a place to judge now do I?

Being optimistic and naive isn't really an option any more, but I need to remember there *does* exist an alternative to becoming bitter, angry, and kinda racist tbh;

that is that I don't know everything going on or how it will play out, and it'd be a mistake to just cling onto *any* one viewpoint.

Thank you, KEXP for throwing it in my face again

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