Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

just described Zardoz as

Zardoz starts off with one hell of a bang, and then it becomes this slog. The cinematic equivalent to starting your roadtrip with the weirdest food you can find in the corner store - a little strange but kinda cool actually - then promptly spending the next 2 hours stuck in bumper to bumper traffic.

Posting this morning’s kinda rough #drawings in case my mood sinks through the floor later and I don’t think of it.

The good news is after drawing some I feel a lot less self loathing, but the bad news is drawing while trying to listen to Goodnight Texas instead of the next table’s conversation has me angry. Them moving on to a religious discussion was my cue to get the fuck out of there and walk some.

“If you have a kid, and that kid is at college, then you have an empty nest you can use as an Air BNB, because your kids are just GREAT with you dumping ALL their childhood stuff/shoving it into the garage for your side hustle, cause YOU own a place and THEY never can!”

GET BENT AIRBNB FUCKSHITS!

I’m surrounded by loud Boomers and about to cut loose with a take so outrageously ageist everyone’s gonna unfollow me.

the sudden discovery of a friend's AD via looking for a thread under what I thought was main and it's not even there, man, this account's full of erections...

Ground control to Major Tom
Десять девять восемь семь шесть
commencing coundown engines on
Пять четыре три 
check ignition and may G-d's love be with you
Два один ОТЛЫВ ОТ ЗЕМЛИ

You spin a web that's any size
and you catch thieves like they were flies
and dodge bombs from a goblin colored green

are you cool well listen bud
you've got that radioactive blood
and Ah cannot compete with you Jolene

have you ever wondered if Spidey's spider sense is actually how ALL OF HIS BODY HAIRS have been converted to trichobothria so he's actually picking up on movement, so like it works great for "hey the Goblin threw another bomb at me" but not great for "hey MJ is tired of me and moved out again"

That was a GREAT movie when I didn't hate it and want to quit out.

holy fuck I hate this movie's attempts to be funny THIS MUCH. Also, it makes no sense that there are no fire-lances or other Ming forms of firearms.

Holy SHIT. They put THIS gorgeous sequence right in the middle of the same film as all the fucking fat jokes. (Seriously. If I were a fat dude I would really, truly resent this.) Also I really resent the plot point that gong fu and firearms are mutually exclusive.

okay so this is rapidly becoming "I completely adore this movie when they're NOT trying to be a funny kids' movie." I think the "look isn't this funny?" aspect would have really bugged me as a 10 year old too, and I don't THINK I'm that humorless...

I swear this movie is basically an extended Boot to the Head sketch. I mean I liked the Boot to the Head sketch, but some of the humor's really tanking. On the other hand a gnoll (I mean wolf) army racing across rooftops, and the heroes running UP a topping 30 story tall tower as it crashes, was pretty awesome.

This movie isn't as good as it was in 2011, mostly because the humor's kinda slapstick and pitched for a younger audience, like I was in my 30s at the time. But the animation holds up really well.

Rewatching Kung Fu Panda 2 'cause it's free, has really GOOD animation and I'm totally braindead.

oh gaaah stinky tofu. I once GOT that shit thinking it was the same thing as delicious hiyayakko.

Stinky tofu is not the same thing as delicious hiyayakko.

a Shpongle track so completely stoned sounding that you can just listen to it sober and save money on weed that way.

my honest opinion of the situation would probably get me shouted down and not change a damn thing. I need to eat way more than I need to be pissy.

I just need to do a good job on this video interview, and then I can make a couple of needed phone calls and cook breakfast, and THEN I can watch some drawing videos and maybe work on inks or watch a movie maybe; I feel very broken today.

believe me, I would prefer my daily tasks not to include something that also requires me to step myself back from suicidal thoughts. One of these days, I'm going to fail at that part, too.