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The profound irony of a pro police sign, bemoaning, “what happened to our beautiful Seattle?” alongside Aurora

when I was a kid in semi rural Georgia, because I kinda pass as white and straight, people would say the awfullest, shittiest things in front of me about Blacks, Gays (remember we had no concept you could be Queer in any other way) and only very rarely Jews. I assume a brave kid would get them to shut the hell up by punching them. I was not that brave and kept my head down, but this is an experience I really REALLY hate.

Okay, I finally lost my shit at one of my allies, I told them they did not understand Jewish identity at all and BLOCKED their rich honky ass.

Then as a reminder of the birthday boy/girl/other’s mortality they placed EL SOMBRERO DEL MUERTE on their head and sang the grim YOU’RE OLD song said to have been composed by Nezahualcoyotl himself!

company we keep
roaming the land while you're asleep
shapeshift, nose to the wind
shapeshift, feeling I've been
move swift! all senses clean

clearly the solution to finding it really difficult to pick my favorite Cure song is to listen to ALL of the possibilities

lost as I may be
in the fog of my own noise and trivialities
Grand Holy Mother, grant me clarity
I am standing on the edge of forever
forever

fine, as long as I'm slightly stoned, drinking mugicha and listening to Khachaturian;

AMA?

Voellig losgeloest von der Erde
Schwebt das Raumschiff
Voellig schwerelos!

okay, it's time for a Coyote Space Agency routine low orbit maintenance launch

* edits the rave scene from Matrix Reloaded to feature "Astrix on Mushrooms," include flashing colored lights, and so that about 1/8 of the participants are wearing fursuit heads and paws *

waaaaay better

admittedly not all of Matrix Reloaded is the part where Neo fights that dude, there's when Neo and Trinity skip out on a fairly boring rave to go fuck instead.

look "My Head Feels Like a Frisbee" was the first EDM track I thought of but YES it really improves the rave scene from Matrix Reloaded

*puts on literally ANY Juno Reactor*

oh yeah that's the part of Matrix Reloaded where Neo fights that dude

see it's funny because literally all of Matrix Reloaded is the part where Neo fights that dude, except for the freeway chase (mostly Morpheus fighting those dudes), and the part where he talks to Colonel Harlan Sanders

Two more today. Contains ladyboob, which frankly I think is slightly more sexual than a peanut butter sandwich, therefore not flagging it. (There IS choking someone which I consider a LOT more objectionable.)

time to play "stoned out of your gourd OR nothing else in the house for desert"

tonight's entry; a pita, with vegan cream cheese and honey

just described Zardoz as

Zardoz starts off with one hell of a bang, and then it becomes this slog. The cinematic equivalent to starting your roadtrip with the weirdest food you can find in the corner store - a little strange but kinda cool actually - then promptly spending the next 2 hours stuck in bumper to bumper traffic.

Posting this morning’s kinda rough in case my mood sinks through the floor later and I don’t think of it.

The good news is after drawing some I feel a lot less self loathing, but the bad news is drawing while trying to listen to Goodnight Texas instead of the next table’s conversation has me angry. Them moving on to a religious discussion was my cue to get the fuck out of there and walk some.

“If you have a kid, and that kid is at college, then you have an empty nest you can use as an Air BNB, because your kids are just GREAT with you dumping ALL their childhood stuff/shoving it into the garage for your side hustle, cause YOU own a place and THEY never can!”

GET BENT AIRBNB FUCKSHITS!

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