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I remember things like Twitter, ArtStation, and DeviantArt being usable, and for some reason all these feel about as far back in the past as living in Alameda.

a mere decade ago, I'd need to eat a chorizo burrito with a couple of large strawberry margaritas to get acid reflux this bad, and I miss both being younger and access to a Mexican place as nice as Otaez (Otaez was really nice. Apparently it closed and has been replaced by ultra expensive stuff).

oh no, it's even more Havamal in all caps! 

I SAW A RICH MAN'S HEARTH
WITH A COLD CORPSE OUTSIDE THE DOOR
IT'S BETTER TO BE ALIVE
THE LIVING CAN KEEP A COW

oh no, playing Siegfried's Death and Funeral March! And that means quoting the Sayings of the Most High! In all caps! 

NEVER GO ABROAD FROM HOME
AHEAD OF YOUR SWORD AND YOUR AXE
YOU CAN'T FORTELL A FIGHT
NOR FEEL A BATTLE IN YOUR BONES

"Marche" from the Nutcracker Suite reminds me again, that I'm still pissed off that the Mystery Men did NOT leap on Ballerina Man during their superhero audition. That dude would have kicked so much ass and we all know it.

we're back to don't tell my allies to fuck themselves

coyote sing along hour even more goblins 

Down down to goblin town
Down down to goblin town
Down down to goblin town
You go, my lad!
Ho ho, my lad!
Goblins riff and goblins yiff
Goblins love to split a spliff

coyote sing along hour, all caps, cannibalism 

*howls*

FIFTEEN BIRDS IN FIVE FIR TREES
THEIR FEATHERS WERE FANNED IN A FIREY BREEZE!
BUT FUNNY LITTLE BIRDS THEY HAD NO WINGS
OH WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE FUNNY LITTLE THINGS?
OH WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH THE FUNNY LITTLE THINGS?

song lyrics kind of 

we shift
call of the wild
fear in your eyes
it’s later than you realize
SHIFT TO CRINOS
SHIFT TO CRINOS

It’s been well over a decade now and I blame @arakin for the association of “Don’t You Want Me” with Arthur Brown’s “Fire.” Which leads to…

1) the actual Witchfinder General. Parliament never actually appointed him anything, he just decided he was in the witch hunt business (profitable!) and since he wasn’t doing anything technically illegal, they didn’t stop him.

2) “Fire” would have been heard/seen by John Blanche, Bryan Ansell etc.

"Many apologies master, but I feel Ed Gruberman is not fully wrong."
"oooogh"
"What do you mean?"
"I wish to boot some head too."

coyote sing along hour 

CHEWBACCA

"graaa grrwaaa RAAAAAGH"

CHEWIE!

"braaagh wrrrgh wrrrgh wrrrgh grrraaaa"

CHEWBACCA!

"grraaaaaaa hrk brrrk"

CHEWIE!

"wrrrhgh hhhhhhhrrrr"

"Chewie, is that you?"

OHHHHHH WHATTA WOOKIEE!

man, relentless eating machine wants to eat more relentlessly. Not a great idea.

takeaways from the Republican debates, I dunno what, "Reinhard Heydrich called, he thinks y'all might be really overdoing the far right part"?

The Thirteenth Warrior, the sandwich; fried cod with lightly pickled onions, tahini and zhoug, on a pita.

To further prevent being sued by WotC, the illi… CEREBRAL FLAYERS in the dungeon all wear those joke Groucho Marx glasses with the nose and mustache included.

Oh that’s right it’s Hanukkah. I should buy a dreidel sometime and introduce a batch of therians to gambling as part of a religious holiday.

Listening to DARK PAGAN music and drew some Norse tattoo flash

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