Boost if you:
🐉 Have a dragon-like hoard or collection of objects you enjoy adding to.
🐉 Are brave when you have to be but have a gentle spirit.
🐉 Sneak out at 3 AM and eat snacks in the kitchen while nobody's watching.
🐉 Enjoy thoughts of not being human.
🐉 Have fallen in love with a non-human entity stuck in human form.
🐉 Love non-human entities in media.
🐉 Are a dragon or other mythical creature at heart.
🐉 Are a literal dragon or other mythical creature in real life.
Nobody will ever know which one(s) apply to you!
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Fighter, patiently: you put de lime in de coconut and mix them all together…
Alchemist: and then it EXPLODES in a flash as bright as the sun!
Fighter: no, no. Then you feel better.
Alchemist: whatever dude what makes ME feel better are explosions.
coyote sing along hour, caps, urine and drugs referenced
THE DEADLY YELLOW SNOW
FROM RIGHT THERE WHERE THE HUSKIES GO
whereupon I proceeded to rub that generous mittenful of the deadly yellow snow
into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion
hitherto unknown to the people in this area
but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
here it comes now, the vigorous circular motion
rub it!
*instrumental*
*sucking, coughing noises*
Now the part of visiting my folks that’s always difficult. But if I do this hopefully I’m off the hook for a weekend plus. And if I inherit this house, if somehow we’re not all in camps or displaced by wildfires or dead in the next pandemic, I am getting the biggest most vulgar fucking Pride flag and flying it from the porch.
"I should eat something as dinner other than marinated pea greens" thought shortly before eating the fuck out of these croissants
this is not really dinner so much as dinner adjacent
also listening to the Toto "Dune" soundtrack has me thinking about sending a third stage Guild navigator to planet Caitain, if you know what I mean.
Lots of random gunk, but some drawings and cooking talk too. Obsesses about DnD and related topics. Left-leaning/profoundly frustrated politics. Black lives matter; trans rights are human rights.
Occasionally NSFW art and discussion, please do follow if you're 18+.