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Boost if you:

🐉 Have a dragon-like hoard or collection of objects you enjoy adding to.
🐉 Are brave when you have to be but have a gentle spirit.
🐉 Sneak out at 3 AM and eat snacks in the kitchen while nobody's watching.
🐉 Enjoy thoughts of not being human.
🐉 Have fallen in love with a non-human entity stuck in human form.
🐉 Love non-human entities in media.
🐉 Are a dragon or other mythical creature at heart.
🐉 Are a literal dragon or other mythical creature in real life.

Nobody will ever know which one(s) apply to you!

💙💙💙

now the question is, is Uuhai actually GOOD or do I just fall for any music with morin khuur and khoomei

Dinner tonight is some pan fried zucchini with Trader Joe's garlic dip, but that wouldn't be quite enough so I also made a big bowl of egg flower soup with corn.

It takes nearly no effort to fall in love with the PNW again. Problem is, what there is to love about SEATTLE is both out there and largely inaccessible, and I’m starting to think I need to cut losses and move to Kent, Bothell if I can, Everett, or something.

Fighter, patiently: you put de lime in de coconut and mix them all together…

Alchemist: and then it EXPLODES in a flash as bright as the sun!

Fighter: no, no. Then you feel better.

Alchemist: whatever dude what makes ME feel better are explosions.

stoned hot showers, which answer the question of "what would happen if I turned the knob completely to hot and stayed under the water for several hours (ie 'longer than 10 minutes')?"

by the Golden Throne what is "The spine tingling adventures of the Adeptus Eroticus in the Eye of Terror" supposed to mean

coyote sing along hour, caps, urine and drugs referenced 

THE DEADLY YELLOW SNOW
FROM RIGHT THERE WHERE THE HUSKIES GO

whereupon I proceeded to rub that generous mittenful of the deadly yellow snow

into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion

hitherto unknown to the people in this area

but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology

here it comes now, the vigorous circular motion

rub it!

*instrumental*
*sucking, coughing noises*

Now the part of visiting my folks that’s always difficult. But if I do this hopefully I’m off the hook for a weekend plus. And if I inherit this house, if somehow we’re not all in camps or displaced by wildfires or dead in the next pandemic, I am getting the biggest most vulgar fucking Pride flag and flying it from the porch.

wait, there are smoked turkey legs here and Double D Meats is crowded enough but I can’t find the porta potty

I’ll finish up here in a bit,
I’ll eat an entire edible, I’ll sit around naked except for a fursuit head listening to Niyaz or Awa or something, and eventually my jaw muscles will relax.

On a good day, a visit is as fun as a documentary about Stalingrad. On a bad day, a visit is as fun as actual Stalingrad.

This is not a good day, so far.

song lyrics, all caps, dentistry 

embarrassing confession here is that the only song I remember much of from Little Shop of Horrors is the dentist song and I know THAT one very nearly verbatim

I THRILL WHEN I DRILL A BICUSPID
IT'S SWELL THOUGH THEY TELL
ME I'M MALADJUSTED

I think the AI folks are going to win if they haven't won already and I hate it. Stuff this morning is hitting sore nerves from childhood and I can tell by exactly how crappy I feel.

posting HA HA! MONTJOIE ST-DENIS! on all versions of "Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi" on YouTube, as a bit

listening to Ave Formossissima/Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi to emotionally prepare for calling my folks

in a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit

not a nasty dirty hole full of worms and bungus, but a hobbit hole and that means a sex sling, a St. Andrew's Cross, and lots of blankets and very hot showers for aftercare

"I should eat something as dinner other than marinated pea greens" thought shortly before eating the fuck out of these croissants

this is not really dinner so much as dinner adjacent

also listening to the Toto "Dune" soundtrack has me thinking about sending a third stage Guild navigator to planet Caitain, if you know what I mean.

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