Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

1) the screen on this laptop is probably hosed. This is NOT a good time to have to find a new laptop, but when WAS going to be a good time?

2) I am up thanks to acid reflux.

3) Half-asleep reading a feat in an old Dragon magazine and thinking "what if we didn't carefully measure out movement by squares and instead just threw out bonuses or penalties to hit based on whether someone really hauled ass to attack or retreat" leads to more awake "what if I ran Dungeon World?"

most OWoD fans are split on whether Count Chocula is a Ventrue, Tzimisce or even Malkavian, but White Wolf never officially answered this question

DYSCALCULA: severely impacts your ability to process numbers and mathematics

DYSCALIGULA: severely impacts your ability to be proclaimed a deity and appoint your horse to the Senate. Typically includes being assassinated by the Praetorian Guard

*blasts music from Darkman*

hee hee hee hee, CHRISTMASTIME!

Interview 2 down. I REALLY like this one and the interview lasted 30 minutes so maybe I did okay, and now no matter what else happens I feel shaken and weepy. Maybe I should get another food thing.

Interview 1 down. Didn’t read like I bombed it - in fact I managed to get “this applicant is funny and easy to be around” responses- but I also don’t think I aced it, either, because it was on the shorter side.

I'll do these job interviews, and then sometime later in the evening I'll have a half edible and listen to music.

wow the actual video for Stealing Sheep's "Shut Eye" is NOT in fact about a coyote nearly being trapped in a town of the dead and escaping only by sheer luck on a passing steam train. As such it's a lot less appealing.

shi jiu liu
Ground control to Major Tom
ba qi
Commencing countdown engines on
wu san si er yi
Check ignition and may G-d's love be with you
sheng kong

the radio is broken
it won't work anymore
we'll never get back to the earth no more
UH OH
we'll have to fall in love ON URANUS

Found a recipe for cu pi dou fu online and made it to get this tofu out of my fridge. Was surprised by how easy it was to bread with corn starch but difficult to dredge.

Among other reasons I need a job soon is it’s an excuse to avoid Seder with my parents, an unusually grim prospect. If I ever get a place big enough I’m gonna have an incredibly Queer Seder. Lots of folks but NO straights. I mean it’d be nice to do the whole basically kosher l’pesach thing days too.

HOOEY! Rev up th’ Fellate-o-tron, Martha! *ominous generator noises*

#subpost if you believe that

Colored another #drawing, trying to work on getting contrast crisper (maybe not successfully).

so far today I woke up, started job hunt stuff and filed this week's UI stuff, did a phone screen and more job hunt stuff, set up a second interview tomorrow, even more job hunt stuff, filled out application on company site (not Indeed) as requested by phone interviewer.

so I feel really DONE rn.

you know, I'd be all in favor of riots in the street to protest the sheer consolidation then overreach of power by right wingers if I weren't also pretty certain invariably it'd play out as antisemitism, anti-Asian sentiment, or both.

the natural follow up to Alech Taadi is obviously Mona Lisa Overdrive, or possibly Jesus Built My Hotrod

every time I have a job interview of any sort my motivation drops through the floor

some sort of primitive hindbrain throwback.

"Uddthrush just run from sabertooth tiger. THEREFORE Uddthrush earned right to take long nap and eat berries instead of knapping a new folsom point, thank you very much"

I wish I were one of those hypersexual/hot/successful furries you hear about.

Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi is the dramatic roll for initiative part that gets all the attention, but honestly my fave part of Carmina Burana winds up being In Taberna, where they sing about how everyone at some point winds up at the local and how it's awesome.