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oh BOY we're having THIS trigger again.

Thank you, Richmond County public school system.

really gettin' into youtu.be/SGma_yAj4eQ?si=1pCUix

by arching my back, crinkling my nose, sticking my tongue out a little and growling

also as a tangent from <strike>not especially subtle swipes from Prokofi</strike>James Horner soundtracks, I can potentially celebrate the life of the late great Roger Corman by rewatching Battle Beyond the Stars.

you know, The Wolfen is about a detective in NYC in the 70s though the movie dates from 1981

the entire Shaft trilogy happens in NYC in the 70s

you can see where I'm going with this right?

holy fuck the Trader Joe's harissa actually packs an okay punch

What if cereal mascots are different in other universes such that Rice Krispies got the nautical mascots (Captains Crispy?) and Captain Crunch were elf themed instead?

APRIL 1805

NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE

ONLY CAPTAIN HORATIO MAGELLAN CRUNCH STANDS AGAINST HIM

CEREAL BOWLS ARE NOW BATTLEGROUNDS

so the other day I took beef and sausages out of the 'fridge and then the weekend featured two big "this is your meal today" meals, so to use it all up I cooked the sausage (and some other stuff) with black beans, faked cumin beef with noodles, and rubbed/broiled the remaining steak to have around. All of the squash at the store was pricey, so I bought and roasted sweet potatoes to have with harissa later. Full disclosure, I got the Trader Joe's harissa rather than making my own.

the thought of once again making a manaraptoran fursona (dromaeosona) mostly with the idea of crouching and making weird noises

I'm not sure WHEN my idea of dromaeosaurs swapped from "birdlike" to "completely cracked out crow" but it DID.

coyote sing along hour 

* Arlene Sorkin accent *

ohhh, I've had it up to heyah!
ohhh, am I makin' myself cleyah?
I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl in the world
that's all that you'll let me beeeeeeee

hello passive suicidality set off by job hunt related stuff. I was kinda hoping I'd have more time between getting stoned and YOU showing up again.

The upshot of everything last night is; wow, I'm nowhere near as Past All That as I thought, and really could use regular talk therapy/regular martial arts practice/psychadelics/a roadtrip.etc.

to be completely fair there's a not small chunk of the movie where Morpheus fights That Dude

I'm not sure what an Inca Steppa is such that you can ride one, but my guess is basically an Amargasaurus because they're south American (and I know you're yelling GLYPTODONT! right now reading this)

Do you want kids with a rich inner life, hopes, dreams, and self doubts they’ve long since given up trying to tell you about? Because this is how you get etc etc etc.

Someone selling flowers along the road with a handwritten sign, HONKIFU ♥️ MOM. It took me a moment to realize “honkifu” wasn’t romanji. I THINK honky-fu is pro wrestling, but am not 100% sure

Anyway I wished her a happy Mother’s Day, which impacted like a 37 mm round hitting Panther glacis armor, but ehhh. Had to do it.

Rain Dog boosted

🚨HOUSING UPDATE🚨

last week i missed a few days of work due to favouring other interviews

with that ill be short this thursday when i get my next paycheck to extend my nights at the airbnb and i need help

380/300

cashapp: cash.app/$fairydoctor
paypal: paypal.com/donate/?hosted_butt
kofi: ko-fi.com/fairydoctor

#mutualaid #transcrowdfund

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