Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

I spent an entire fucking over an hour getting back from Bellevue, and the grocery store was out of the mugicha I like, and the only tea eggs were shelled, and this radish cake cost $7 more than I thought it was going to, kvetch kvetch kvetch

but a friend pointed me towards "Gnome" and they're awesome and I now want to get VERY STONED

as soon as I actually have something and don't need to worry about drug testing I am going to launch myself out into the Kuyper Belt

watching this Elmore art book video there's a piece where he painted out owlbears or w/e 'cause he didn't like them. Wait. I've seen this painting in an old 2e splatbook. They weren't owlbears, they were DIRE FOXES. Look at these major chonkers!

https://lwcurrey.cdn.bibliopolis.com/pictures/139712.jpg

listening to "One" again, so you know what time it is

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well I guess YOU'RE becoming an NPC, aren't you? let's try a different dice roller

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okay, THIS character's way more suitable for fighting githyanki. Ranger if the DM lets me swap stats a little.

dear [company] your use of ethnic stereotypes to advertise have suddenly TF'ed me into an angry aging African-American Studies Professor writing a paper on Blackness being commodified, and I'm neither that angry nor that Black. Seriously you went past code swapping into "laying it on with a trowel".

the action movie sequel to Bram Stoker's Dracula featuring Jonathan Harker back to kick nosferatass

whoa!

I’m starting to believe the real trick to life is finding a middle ground between optimism and cynicism, so that you neither hurt yourself with hopes that get crushed by how shit the world is, nor gut yourself with despair while traveling among infinite wonders.

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to find my seal-coat in a locked chest, slip it over my shoulders, and disappear beneath the waters of Puget Sound, never to return to Seattle outside of catching fish outside the Ballard Locks

@xinjinmeng question, how do you get your keyboard to show pinyin?

Google suggests “chariot” as”zhan che” which makes sense, analogous to huoche, gonggongqiche, etc. Definitely a noun I need.

wait THAT'S Porter Robinson? he looks like Rowan Atkinson trying to portray an early 60s vintage Paul McCartney or George Harrison for the express purpose of being funny/getting laid

https://youtu.be/qpjj6cEK740?si=KKwhgo7JgJhoOBn-

"This is my blessing. This is my curse. Who am I? I'm SPIDAH MANG."

*crouches dramatically*

"Sir, this is a Starbucks."

Flavor Blasted TestiCals ™️

need to remember;

my pre-college experience was being taught that I wasn't good enough at what my parents, teachers and peers wanted, and that if there was something I might be good at, it was unsupported or unacknowledged compared to what these other people wanted as exemplified by The Good Kids, which taught me if I were somehow good enough things would be intentionally revamped so I wasn't. And, as a result of being what someone else judged to be innately flawed, my safety and comfort was always in danger. I can see how all these cases match "this was intentional frequently enough to teach me these were hard and fast rules about how life worked.

Consequently, being out of work really stomps on those buttons and leads me to deep-seated despair on a nigh daily basis.

Used to be my analogy was, okay, so little humorous posts, photos of cute animals, and short updates from friends is a pretty solid social media, like Coke as a beverage. Which is why people try to sell you Coke as a way to make red velvet cake or degrease engines, anything other'n actually drink the stuff.

Except now, Coke is new Swasticola and everyone's trying to decide which generic supermarket version they would prefer. Big K Cola? Never heard of it.

TOON VERSUS PREDATOR! They said there was no way to kill a toon... and then SOMETHING started leaving headless, spineless cartoon bodies scattered around post-war Glendale. Tough detective Eddie Valiant (Danny Glover) is on the case! Features a stirring soundtrack by Alan Silvestri!

Today’s Chinese nobody included in this language book; “senlin” and “shu,” which I sorta need to know…

If I physically survive this summer I’m gonna be that much more emotionally robust, but it’s still an if rn

* puts on For Whom the Bell Tolls *

15 17 13 08 15 16 okay that's totally Paladin territory, what the hell, https://www.dnddiceroller.com/ ? I'll take it though.

fuck it, today's being shit, it's time for METALLICA'S BEST SONG.

a Metallica track except there's no actual lyrics, the entire thing is just James Hetfield going WHOA WHOA OH YEAAAH WHOOOOOAAAAAA

this reminds me, you know what I haven't done in a while?

* cranks Master of Puppets *

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okay, that's PROBABLY a Magic User