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I see we're having another small-children-yelling/I'd-be-completely-unfit-for-parenthood evening tonight

Give people what they want

So; a Dungeons and Dragons movie where all the player characters are kobolds

You know. A Weird Al muppet movie where Weird Al is the only character *nominally* not a muppet makes sense and would look great.

* at the appropriate part of the John Williams soundtrack, throwing up the horns, headbanging and chanting GONK DROID! GONK DROID! *

Despite having food in the house, having spent money on lunch out today (new gig still doesn’t have a fridge/microwave, which is ouchy), and actively enjoying cooking, the urge to get fish n chips or big diner breakfast is pretty up there right now.

The game of “Ants in Your France” (originally “Formis en Votre France”).

accompanying Tom Waits' "Fish in the Jailhouse" by playing the half-full mug of iced tea

pol related "humor" 

and now! BIDEN VS TRUMP ON CLIMATE CHANGE!

BIDEN

* created over 10.7 million green jobs
* has pledged that the country will run on 80% green energy by 2026
* 75% of environmental advisors are BIPOC women
* personally cleared up my bromhidrosis

TRUMP

* oh sweet goddess we're doomed, we're so doomed

The Seven Samurai, or “A couple of relative noobs plus four guys who actually know what the fuck they’re doing, but it’s basically Kiyuchiyo’s movie.”

TEST YOUR MIGHT

TEST YOUR MIGHT

SIU MAI. GYOZA. GNOCCHI. MOMO. SAMBUSA. FIGHT!

EXCELLENT!

Ad: "Downy makes laundry time fresher and better. We breathe life into your laundry."

Me: Fortunately, by erasing the aleph such that the word on your clothes is MET rather than EMET you can return your laundry to its usual inert state.

PREVIOUSLY ON X MEN

dum dum DUH duh dum dum DUH duh
dum dum DUH duh dum dum DUH duh

dwaa da deedle dee da dum
dwaa da deedle dee da dum
dwaa da deedle dee da dum
dee dum!

dwaa da deedle dee da dum
dwaa da deedle dee da dum
dwaa da deedle dee da dum
dee dum!

duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh da da da dum

BONGGGG!

dwaa da deedle dee da dum
DUH DUH!

then from out of the gloom lumbered a hideous cross between Michael Jackson and Peter Jackson. The resulting music videos were catchy, danceable and sadly 3 hours long.

lots of thinking this morning about how there's this logic loop over stress, where I feel stressed, and stress out about how I want to be less stressed and happier.

somehow we got from "Hammer of Heaven" to "Master of Puppets" and that means;

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Probably fighter!

re: an old TV series 

POWER
FROM PLANTS

HE COULD SAVE
ALL OF FRANCE

FLYING ROUND
IN UNDERPANTS

SPECTREMAN!

doo doo doo dooo dooo doo dee da dum
deee da da dum!

Also I just misread posts about “Twitch sub(scription) increases” as “twink sub(missive) increases” and I blame furries.

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