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Threw together sweet and sour stuff using the turkey, broccoli, grape tomatoes and carrots my housemate let me have (she’s in SoCal and wanted it to get used before it went off). CW food photo

taiyaki with peanut butter and (coconut, I can't do dairy) whipped cream

some sorta Japanese-stoner fusion cuisine

I am actually sober, btw.

ah yes, the ever popular Type O Negative song "Huge Diss On My Ex Girlfriend"

it's so weird that in all his songs he never alludes to being a cat person. You'd figure the way the guy loved cats it'd be hard to tell the difference between Type O Neg and Shonen Knife.

Uspol, all caps, probably horrible about body stuff 

*image searches*

THE MAN IS A FUNKO POP!

HIS HEAD IS A NEARLY PERFECT CUBE!

I’M GOING TO DIE IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP WEARING A DOUBLE TRIANGLE AND ONE OF THE PEOPLE RUNNING THE SHOW IS A FUCKING FUNKO POP!

CUUUUUUUBE!

I mean yeah Vance won’t see this and my friends who are Funko-Pop-Americans will but this is too good

oorgh. Seriously it would be nice if I could do something with all the anxiety other'n be anxious.

additionally is it even accurate to show parts of the bleak future where Bishop comes from and then say PREVIOUSLY ON X MEN? Technically it hasn't happened yet.

PREVIOUSLY ON X MEN

* clip of animated young Jack Kirby as a forward scout in WWII

* clip of animated older Jack Kirby consoling animated Stan Lee and plotting out Fantastic Four #1

* clip of animated Jack and Stan brainstorming a new comic based on the Civil Rights Movement

THAT'S TOO PREVIOUSLY

uspol adjacent media opinion 

y'know, as long as y'all are THAT far up his ass, you may as well check his PSA levels. He's an older gentleman and I'm sure he'd find it useful information.

After yesterday's political ugh and a not-great parent visit I'm socially paranoid about stuff online last night and feel like I need an entirely new weekend.

Want to get breakfast later. Should I get some sort of froo-froo crepe, or should I get a big bowl of congee?

After all these years of believing that I'm this out of control monster, and that a GOOD person would be able to walk away from being this pissed off, I've finally realized the big reasons to drop being angry are that I don't enjoy the emotion and I can't really accomplish anything with it.

last all caps Type O Neg filk this evening, I promise 

*Peter Steele voice*
DEAR PRUDENCE
MY CHRYSLER’S LIKE A WHALE
DEAR PRUDENCE
AND ITS SETTING SAAAAAIL
HUGGING AND KISSING
DANCING AND A LOVIN’
WEARING NEXT TO NOTHING
CAUSE ITS HOT AS AN OVEN
DEAR PRUDENCE
WON’T YOUR TIN ROOF RUUUST?

holy crap there’s even more of this? all caps 

there’s more?

DEAR PRUDENCE
I FEEL STUPID AND CONTAGIOUS
DEAR PRUDENCE
WON’T YOU ENTERTAIN US?
I’M WORST AT WHAT
I DO THE BEST
AND FOR THIS GIFT
I’M FEELING BLESSED
DEAR PRUDENCE

Even more filk, more all caps, more Peter Steele voice 

DEAR PRUDENCE
PULL THE SPITTING WIRES DOOOOOWN
DEAR PRUDENCE
WITH A GRIMACE AND SOOOOUND
THE HELPLESS FOLKS ON SUBWAY TRAINS
THEY SCREAM AT YOU IN FEAR AND PAIN
DEAR PRUDENCE
WON’T YOU MAKE YOUR WAY DOWNTOWN?
LOOK AROUND AROUND AROUND AROUND

Filk, all caps 

*Peter Steele voice*

DEAR PRUDENCE
SPUNS A WEB ANY SIZE
DEAR PRUDENCE
CATCHES THIEVES LIKE FLIIIIES
WELL ARE YOU STRONG
WELL LISTEN BUD
CAUSE YOU’VE GOT
RADIOACTIVE BLOOD
DEAR PRUDENCE
WON’T YOU CME OUT TO PLAAAY.

Reacting normally to stress by singing along with Siouxsie and the Banshees’ cover of “Dear Prudence” in my best Peter Steele voice

NARRATOR: they did not actually sound anything like Peter Steele

Mah name’s Miss Clytaemenestra Torus, but you can call me Cly, sugah *fans self*

Why do I even try to communicate a personal want with these people? It’s like I’m still fucking 8. Or 10, or 16, or 23, or 34, or… извините пожалуйста вы разговариваете по русский? Конечно я не справлюсь какой-то язык ВЫ понимаете!

Folksy Sign; “Having a SWEDISH fika.”

I assume “Having a FINNISH fika” would be “vodka is basically coffee right?”

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