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time to take a break from banjo and listen to something different like Yoshida Brothers

oh no I'm having one of my periodic "I should really lean into hick coyote from Georgia and learn to play banjo" episodes

as distinct from my "I should learn to play ukelele since it was my Gramma's instrument"

*plays banjo music*

ayuh, a queer sort o'taown at th' mouth of the Manuxet River

Reading about WWII and the German commanders always have names like Oberstleutnant Fritz Kleber but the Brits always have names like Brigadier Harold Rhys Marrington-Motten (known warmly by his men as “the Marmot”) KCE, who served as First Coastal Lord of Canada after the war.

the sort of anxiety that it's difficult to sleep, difficult to punch dopamine holes in, and timing's bad for doing weed.

CW food photo. Made beef with bitter melon (I’d been putting it off for days based on complexity which really, it isn’t). And that’s the last project this weekend!

hey, does anyone know how to mute someone in BeipMU*? My stay on the furry fuck-MUCK would be several dozen times more enjoyable if every time I went to the fucking plaza this one asshole wasn't going on about their goddamn art-plagarism machine. (I confronted them about it months ago, and it was like trying to persuade a cinder block.)

Rain Dog boosted

* re-listening to Mule Variations, one of the greatest albums ever *

Tom, you just had me nearly in tears about a young girl dying needlessly, and now I’m supposed to be happy you’re having a huge barbecue? Admittedly a huge barbecue sounds pretty good about now.

"flavor text" in Pathfinder supplements, typically vinegar and salt but occasionally mesquite barbecue flavored

"prime rib," indicating meat from the animal's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th or 13th ribs only.

D&D adventure idea; ghost tower 

The PCs decide to jack those items but;
* the tower’s full of besiegers and guards
* they’re basically in a countdown, where if they don’t get out they’ll blow up in the past along with the tower, wizards, and the army fated to become undead
* the PCs looting magic items suggests Scziss couldn’t use them and created the current timeline
* BUT if the PCs grab the loot and get out within their own time it’s entirely possible Scziss escaped with them (2/2)

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D&D adventure idea; ghost tower 

In a forest haunted by mindless undead, a tower appears then disappears annually. The undead are too dangerous for most locals to be curious. The PCs come into a map of when the place WASN’T a forest but the wizard’s tower of Scziss the Mad. That tower supposedly fell in a huge explosion when Scziss and his opponent’s spell combined, and contained a huge orrery which Scziss used to predict a star map of the future as well as a batch of powerful magic items. (1/2)

Brot verkaufen aus ein Mann im Brussels
1,93 und auf Muskeln gefuelt
Ich frage, "verstehen Sie sich meine Sprache?"
Er lachelt und gibt mir ein VEGEMITEN-SANDWICH
und er fragt;
kommen Sie aus ein LAND von WUNDER?

Anyway since there are no dumb little tightened today, here’s yesterday’s dumb little drawing.

Commenting on the rumor of Elon Musk as a “babyfur;”

Now I’m imagining him reinventing the diaper as a sheet of gunmetal colored aluminum which doesn’t breathe, retain moisture or easily fold.

oh no, apparently I've established the musical association of "The Blue Danube Waltz" with "being happily stoned" in my subconscious

Oh YEAH it’s Hans Guderian’s classic collection of folk songs, “Panzer Lieder”!

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