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just right now feeling very "there are several dozen largely internal issues I would like to resolve to go forward into a much happier life and I am running out of time, especially since I don't think I'm likely to survive the Trump second term which feels likely"

great, it's probably going to turn out that I got into furry in part because of my dumb gender issues?

it's weird, there are some recurring characters who I don't like showing up in furry porn. I don't think that's *objectively bad*, just *I* don't like it, usually because the character's stuff other than a complete horndog in original context. This is probably some sort of asexuality filter, and it's very probably connected to whatever unresolved gender issues I have.

yes, the Old West around 1865 or so

the stillness of the hot desert air broken only by grunting and whistling

and somewhere off in the distance the plaintive BOINNNGG! of a lone jawharp as it roams across the prairie.

oh YEAH the awesome part of Don't Fear the Reaper

you know the part that goes

DWEEDLEE DEE DEE DWA DWA DWOOOOO DOO
DOODLE DEEDLE DEE DA, DWIDDLEY DA DA DWOOO
WHAA WHA DOO DA DEE DUM
WHA WA DOO DA DA DUM

*listening to soundtrack *

Garthim soldiers! Go, kill the wabbit! I mean the Ringbearer! I mean the Gelfling!

There’s also SkekHung the Hypertrophic and their counterpart, UrMassiveNaturals. We try not to talk about them around the Gelflings.

mh related addedum; 

Nearly every negative assumption I have about the world is rooted in stuff people literally told me.

I used to believe I was a comic villain, stupid, inept, ugly, and ridiculous in my monstrous anger, because I'd basically been told this. I used to believe by contrast that others, especially the people who were handing me tasks, were these amazing folks who had everything together and who wanted to be here, because that's what I was told. I was handed this horrible view of unquestionable authority and unsurprisingly turned out maltheistic.

And a lot of the world is about to become a total disaster - frankly I've been told that too. In this case it *is* impossible to avoid some news and given possible implications of things like the election or new covid variants, it's hard not to catastrophize.

til "Hector's dolphin" as the same scansion as "tiny dancer"

thus improving the Elton John song by several dozen percent

re-using the joke from Twitter ages ago;

I am Paul Atreides, son to Duke Leto and the noble lady Jessica, and ducal heir to Caladan.

This is Cringer, my fearless friend.

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I drank the Water of Life and said, "FATHER! THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!"

Cringer became the mighty BattlePug and I became the Kwisatz Haderach, the most powerful man in the universe. Together we defend Sietch Tabr from the evil forces of the Baron Harkonen!

finished yesterday, CW for werewolf nudity (why I separated it out)

AMV which repeats the same 2-6 frames of the Death Wolf from “The Last Wish” to be a little dance and speeds up the “pick it up” quote

maybe with some horns as backing

Nick Cave, Agent of SHIELD

Nick Wilde and the Bad Seeds

American waffles frequently feature elaborate hatching to suggest lighting and depth where Belgian waffles employ a lighter ligne claire style.

AD: Got congestion? You've probably got excess mucus!

ME (very stoned): Hail, Gaius Excess Mucus! MORITURI TE SALUTANT!

arrr arr and I'll chase him 'round Good Hope and round the Horn and round the Norway Stroopwaffels and round like a record baby round round

okay I was gonna listen to the Peer Gynt suite but then I thought I'm not really all that Norwegian, so I'm now listening to the Lemminkainen Suite instead OH YEAAAAAAH

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