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I love how Taco Bell ads are all "the new $7 Luxe it's lux for less get favorites from past decades are the 90s back" etc and meanwhile Jack in the Crack has the Munchie Meal which I feel is a more honest acknowledgement of exactly why someone wants to eat one.

this “Restful 1930s Radio for Naps” YouTube mix is crap, I woke up 30 minutes in and was promptly convinced Martians were landing in New Jersey

it's beginning to look a lot like naptime

youtu.be/kI1nNZuJDac?si=Cf5Jb4

curse this eternal night, the unending centuries of completely shitty Goth relationship drama broken only by having three dots in Protean and two dots in Auspex

I've never entirely grown to like the EEO forms. I always feel like they want to know what my forearm tattoo should include, something like that.

The parade that’s electric serves no real purpose,
Just takes up a lot of juice just to impress us.

MANMAN! When teen Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive commuter at the Flushing Ave station, he gained incredible adult powers like the proportionate ability to do taxes as someone actually paid to do them, and masking nearly constantly perched on the verge of a meltdown!

alas I realized “Stan Sakai” has the same scansion as “Spider-Man” but can’t actually come up with a good filk for this

Wherever there’s a hangup
You’ll find the Stan Sakai

“Grandma’s Rustic Tomato Soup” like there’s exactly one large stewed tomato. Glowering in the center of a bowl of broth, like a matzo ball.

I still have little twinges of my art's fucking useless because I missed opportunities to go professional, it's not as appealing and popular as other folks', and I see technical flaws. But then I have nights like tonight where drawing helped pull me out of a bad mood, that's the opposite of useless.

Toegain, to regrow your toe hair is this anything

Okay, I shaved and as usual when I do so I am struck by how incredibly durable the hair around my knees is. It's pretty stubborn in the face of razors and chemical treatments. Centuries after I die, the archaeologists will find at best a few fragments of bone, possibly some darker stained soil... and perfectly intact knee hair.

I gotta say trans men deserve a lot more respect for the bullshit they go through. Like yeah, there are things about my body I don't like, but I don't have bleeding monthly or back pain thanks to these, or growing up with toxic little girl bullshit (toxic little boy bullshit is bad enough).

Okay, reheating breakfast.

Today was a surprisingly quick color job.

okay so they make glasses for fursuits

and they make cow fursuits

and potentially you could make cow tools out of foam and bring them to a con

so you see where I'm going with this right?

so the difference between tentacles and arms is that an arm has suckers along the whole length right?

so the next time you're on e621 or something and someone talks about tentacle porn tell them that it's actually ARM PORN, and why. Ought to go over well.

coyote sing along lyrics, uspol adjacent 

white Americans what, nothing better to do?
why don't you kick YOURSELF out, you're an immigrant too!
who's usin' who, what shall we do?
well ya can't be a pimp and a prostitute too!

*more RAtM sounding guitar*

Sesame Street Meets The Wolfen fanfic

I mean they're both New York in the 1970s right?

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