Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

it's LORD OF THE FRANCE! the extravagant musical story of Louis XIV that'll have you tapping your feet in no time!

not to be confused with

LORD OF THE PANTS! Rather than being a dancing spectacular, it began with the Great Pants of Power. Sturdy Ben Davis overalls for the dwarves, great miners and blue collars. Elegant slacks for the elves, the eldest of all. And stone-washed jeans for Men, who above all things desire power. Yet they were all of them deceived.

Reusing the joke about “Croasian” cooking as Chinese food through the filter of an Eastern European/Slavic descent cook.

#subpost Personally, I want to be buried in a full chainmail hauberk and a spangenhelm, with a couple of buckets, a taafl set, seax and pattern weld sword, in hopes this confuses the hell out of future archaeologists.

#drawing last night

I love how Taco Bell ads are all "the new $7 Luxe it's lux for less get favorites from past decades are the 90s back" etc and meanwhile Jack in the Crack has the Munchie Meal which I feel is a more honest acknowledgement of exactly why someone wants to eat one.

this “Restful 1930s Radio for Naps” YouTube mix is crap, I woke up 30 minutes in and was promptly convinced Martians were landing in New Jersey

it's beginning to look a lot like naptime

https://youtu.be/kI1nNZuJDac?si=Cf5Jb4rjcTF7psJo

curse this eternal night, the unending centuries of completely shitty Goth relationship drama broken only by having three dots in Protean and two dots in Auspex

I've never entirely grown to like the EEO forms. I always feel like they want to know what my forearm tattoo should include, something like that.

The parade that’s electric serves no real purpose,
Just takes up a lot of juice just to impress us.

MANMAN! When teen Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive commuter at the Flushing Ave station, he gained incredible adult powers like the proportionate ability to do taxes as someone actually paid to do them, and masking nearly constantly perched on the verge of a meltdown!

alas I realized “Stan Sakai” has the same scansion as “Spider-Man” but can’t actually come up with a good filk for this

Wherever there’s a hangup
You’ll find the Stan Sakai

#drawing last night

“Grandma’s Rustic Tomato Soup” like there’s exactly one large stewed tomato. Glowering in the center of a bowl of broth, like a matzo ball.

I still have little twinges of my art's fucking useless because I missed opportunities to go professional, it's not as appealing and popular as other folks', and I see technical flaws. But then I have nights like tonight where drawing helped pull me out of a bad mood, that's the opposite of useless.

#drawing today

Toegain, to regrow your toe hair is this anything

Okay, I shaved and as usual when I do so I am struck by how incredibly durable the hair around my knees is. It's pretty stubborn in the face of razors and chemical treatments. Centuries after I die, the archaeologists will find at best a few fragments of bone, possibly some darker stained soil... and perfectly intact knee hair.

#HotTake I gotta say trans men deserve a lot more respect for the bullshit they go through. Like yeah, there are things about my body I don't like, but I don't have bleeding monthly or back pain thanks to these, or growing up with toxic little girl bullshit (toxic little boy bullshit is bad enough).

Okay, reheating breakfast.

Today was a surprisingly quick color job. #colored #drawing #40K #FanArt