Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Fantasy wargames converted to historical wargames would read like “Model rolled a 6, allowing his MAKESHIFT FORMATION ability to band the remaining paratroopers together with Kriegsmarinen to successfully block the road from Nijmegen to Antwerp. Then Horrocks charged 12” with 4 Guards Fireflies, bringing down half the Germans in a hail of 17 pounder fire.”

Last night’s #drawing

would someone really into ghosts/ghost stories/ghost hunter TV shows be a "booaboo"

and here I always thought I was all about Aeldari. You know, slender, graceful, mobile, wrecked their entire future

now the REAL question is "reckon playing orks is half as appealing while sober and confronted with the fucking price of new minis at the shop as while listening to The Oppressed?"

so far my new WAAAGH_ORK! playlist has "Rudie Can't Fail," "So What," "Pretty Vacant," and "System Fucked Up."

Any more suggestions are RIGHT welcome m8

I am now tempted to play Orks just so I can see if I actually *can* build an okay looking Gargant for only $50 out of styrene and empty beer cans

naw, I'm lying. The big reasons I'd play Orks is so I can stomp around in Doc Martens, and make actual Brits wince with my attempts at the accent.

video of the most expensive 40K models (all titans of various sorts minus the Tau Manta), from a $800ish Warhound to a >$2600 Warlord - so about a partial fursuit, a really nice head or downpayment for a used car

and you LITERALLY CAN'T PLAY with it without it immediately MOVING OFF THE BOARD

Meanwhile, some Ork player out there's like "oi LOOKIT! oi made me Gargant fer 50 Euros (dat's about 5 teef) of styrene and empty lager cans, looks right 'ard dunnit?"

#drawing last night

Here’s some inks I worked on yesterday. #drawings

gettin' into "The Battle of Yavin" by nervously checking my high 6

I am going to die thanks to Republicans and probably soon. If I don't die in a hate crime, at a protest, or thanks to some variety of preventable disease, I can still die in a shooting, driven to homelessness, as fallout from climate change, or at the very least because healthcare is unaffordable.

My family history of heart disease is a similar long term risk compared to how THEY are going to do me in, one way or another. It's the unimportant little person version of how King and X knew damn well they were going to die.

I'm triggered and I KNOW it, which is not unreasonable for having Reagan's America back but now infinitely more offensive and as a speedrun.

Not only when I tally up the recent past (eg, today's the first day I've colored art in a month), but also I think things like "they are bullies, so I know EXACTLY what they are doing; they are pushing until someone reacts violently so that they can beat heads AND be self righteous about how they're the reasonable good people."

There is no social contract anymore, you're still supposed to be a good little kike/good little faggot/whatever and comply with rules and regulations which apply to YOU but not, never, the GOOD VALUED PEOPLE.

The cream always rises to the top. We know because the people who claim to be the cream tell us so while they're abusing us.

Been a while since I #colored a #drawing, let's fix that as a way to try coping with The Horrors and The Sunday Feelings.

"Ben's Death and TIE Fighter Attack," John Williams => "Takin' a Ride," Don Felder => "Goodbye Blue Sky," Pink Floyd => "Me 262," Blue Oyster Cult => "Aces High," Iron Maiden => "Supermarine," Hans Zimmer

oh yeah he bites a scorpion in half BIG DEAL FENNEC FOXES DO THAT ALL THE TIME and they're cuter than The Rock oiled up c. 2001 although to be fair The Rock doesn't make noises which are as obnoxious #iiiiiiii #EEEEEEEEE

* listens to soundtrack while SOBER believe it or not *

do you think the Anubis Warriors in The Mummy Returns make that OOOOOORRRRH noise because it's actually a jackal bark/howl pitch shifted to a 9' tall crinos

So Primarchs are larger even than Space Marines and Vulkan, founder of the Salamanders, was large even by those standards. But he’s also documented as having a sense of humor so that’d make him the JOLLY GREEN GIANT.

Clearly this is why GW isn’t going to sell (presumably mushy) peas

Alpha Flight should have someone like Gambit only he throws energized Timbits and also if you get too close he dumps his cup of coffee on you

✨special Valentines coyote sing along✨

Love is the answer
Love is the answer
I’m not thinkin’ about LIU KANG
JOHNNY CAGE
SONYA
RAIDEN
JAX
KITARO
I’m thinkin’ about good sex
Pure sex
Deep sex
Rrrrrrough sex!