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Man I don’t remember PantheaCon having so many trans women. That’s progress imho.

Also Coke’s ad for how groundbreaking shit’s happened in African-American history somehow connected to drinking delicious caramel battery acid, is a level of skeezy capitalism which shouldn’t have surprised me and did.

Finished walking, got in the car and WHOA LOW BLOOD SUGAR lightheaded so I’m stopping for breakfast. CW picture of food.
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Forget Markov bots, I wanna code a Zarkov bot to figure out where all this unseasonal Hot Hail is coming from.

You say you’re into it now but wait till you find out T. rex transformation makes you fluffy and cooing.

I could seriously go for a D&D game this evening. Or Mini Gourmet, or Ringer Hut. Idk yakimeshi, or corned beef hash and eggs?

uspol HOT PRESIDENTS' DAY WEEKEND TAKE 

have you ever thought about how Washington and Lincoln compare to Eisenhower or Obama, respectively? Basically agreeable war heroes whose big accomplishment in office is Not Completely Wrecking the Place, and previously unknowns from Illinois who are brilliant speakers and who aren't as great as everyone says, but they manage to pull off one really significant thing in office which had previously been impossible.

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To be fair there's a lot of stuff that Obama did wrong, but if you weren't a Republican you had to think about that as opposed to being smashed in the face with how completely bullshit terrible the POTUS was on a daily basis.

aaand, having bashed away on personal/self-instruction art, I now collapse into a heap of anxiety about how there's this to be done for customers and those bills to pay and taxes to work up and the day job, and how time is running out and a batch of other weird ego/anxiety bullshit.

Around 5 hours of cleanup and later, here's what I came up with. CW for nudity, violence.

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lewd on main? 

Ever get those feels where you REALLY want to diddle your squiddle/wax the space guitar/[preferred masturbation metaphor], to lurid fantasies, BUT you feel like anything you'd come up with entirely on your own would be somehow disingenuous and therefore not really get you grabbing on with both hands?

And THEN you're ADDish enough that there's a dozen compelling things YOU REALLY WANT TO do, of which "grep|finger to dolphin transformation fantasies" or whatevs is only one anyway?

It's weird wanting to fall into bed early on Friday night but seriously it's been a huge week, a long day, and I'm pretty dead RN

HOT TAKE the best album REM produced was Automatic for the People, Out of Time, Monster, Document, Green, Reckoning, and Accelerate.

So since I'm being wary of the pie I bought (might be too sticky for this temporary crown) I'm currently eating muffins and listening to REM, and wanting a roadtrip north.

My mood is plunging right now - like boom, I scanned art and I was done. I know this is kinda a dumb way to deal with it, but I think I'm gonna walk to where I can purchase a pecan pie and do just that.

But like are there nudibranch-maids? Or chiton-maids? And will drawing ‘em make me popular?

reference to old bullshit 

Him: naw you don’t need to get up
Me: y’sure?
Him: yeah back in the day I’d have to give up my seat to you
Me: that’s exactly why I should give you my seat. Anyway you should sit with your friend.
She: yeah, c’mon [name], sit here.
Him: you sure?
Me: it’s cool, there are plenty of seats.

Geez I know I pass, but do I seriously come across as such as asshole? They’re kids, they should get to sit with each other. Am I doing some sorta fucked up microaggression?

So if YOU were an orc warlord smashingly through human soldiers and fortifications,

what sort of ceratopsian would you ride into battle?

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