This isn’t a new observation but why might Jolene take her man anyway? Does she have a collection of men piled up in the basement or something?

Your beauty is beyond renown
upon your brow an iron crown
Is set above your eyes of glowing red,
and you could easily take my man
and fell him with your fearssome hands
and add him to the ranks of your undead

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@Leucrotta Io'lene! Io'lene! Io'lene! IO'LENE! Gort barada nicto cough IO'LENE!

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