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I shoulda just listened to my mom all along.

I could have been wearing cute skirts and dresses this whole time.

re: (-) 

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Bide your time. I'm sure there's a biotech in Boston that'll pay you more than a hundred grand a year.

And also like... your wife needs to fucking get adjusted.

*Gets his new kilt in the mail*

=D

*Finds out the side and back pockets are Detachable and can be looped onto the belt too*

=O

*Finds out there's still two more pockets in the front*

@_@

@maxine I'm honestly okay with our entire nation being taken over by Dragons.

re: plurality, names 

@void Feels on plural time being weird.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online I've been making pretty gardens for the last two months.

Crossfit can cross fuck-off.

Sorry guys, had a massive memorial day weekend and I'm in a minor social crash.

I mean like a good one tho?

Like recovering after getting hit by the Good Vibes Truck.

@GlitterDisaster@snouts.online I need me some vengeance orb.

re: NSFW 

@Cilich Look I've got three dragon souls so far and like... Feels. Where's the fuckable dragons?

@GlitterDisaster@snouts.online Is it still cuddling if I'm a tentacle dragon?

My problem with skyrim was the dragonslaying as a crucial plot element.

Where's the ending where you side with Alduin and burn tamriel to a crisp?

Just because you're part of a marginalized group doesn't automatically make you immune from holding bigoted views.

Super flashy Shonen fight witches kill rock and roll Dracula and anime Dexter

when the REO Motor Car Company first unveiled the Speed Wagon motor truck in 1915, they could never have foreseen their legacy: inspiring the name of a classic rock band that itself inspired the name of a character in a Japanese comic franchise about extremely strong men with magic powers

The energy of a girl wearing this shirt is the exact opposite of the energy of a guy wearing it.

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@clipclopboom@snouts.online normal people aren't stressed to death

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