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If you sandwitch a fox between two enbies, how is he supposed to Gay?

re: Injury 

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Assaulted by Squirrels is valid.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online D: Yeah, that combo will fuck anyone up. The stomach stuff is like... BIG trigger.

@Felthry Yeah I never got down that small. XD The mil standard is for solder joint workmanship and quality.
I.E. everything has to be PERFECT.

The trope of the priest going mad and summoning up the apocalypse child except it's an evil sorceress and all the other baddies are trying to stop her from summoning the Anti-Satan.

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Ooooh, THAT one is fun.

@Felthry Oh gods I can't remember. Not the teeny tiny SMCs, but it Was to class 3 mil-spec.

@Felthry I've replaced surface mount capacitors under a lighted microscope and torn small blocks outta trucks.
I love being able to walk up to a mechanical problem and figure it out in the ten steps it takes me to get to the machine.
I've watched two guys try and re-time the ignition on a Motobecane while flipping burgers for an hour, finished with the burgers, and set the timing on the bike perfectly with a ground down spark plug.

Sometimes I feel superhuman because my first reaction to 'Oh no, the expensive thing broke!' is to reach for my toolbox and a list of replacement parts.

western philosophy is just two thousand years worth of white men saying the same things over and over again in increasingly bewildering ways

re: gender whatever 

@typhlosion I grew up with Rampant, Poisonous misandry, and my Mom gave me a gender other than male and I still feel like an outsider.

I -Look- kinda like a cishet white male, but I know I'm not one of them the same way I'm not a Woman or a Girl.

You're only guilty of the things you've Done. I have to keep reminding myself of this. Your presentation, internal identity and how that plays in the outside world are your own. They can be whatever You've determined is the Truth.

I think my gender issues stem from the fact that sometimes folks want the soft mom friend and sometimes they want the bulletproof sexy dad friend.
And I have Both those settings.

hypno 

@gnarlyanimal@snouts.online switch personalities and Keri will make fun of you. And then you'll have to hypno Her, and then Yaori is gonna come out and if you try that on her, it's gonna bounce off.

She's made of psychic Teflon or something.

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@crepuscularCanid@queer.party I've got a love for the big clits. They're good for sucking on too

nsfw 

@crepuscularCanid@queer.party it's fun.

The main problem with being genderfluid is when you forget to change the filter and you start losing gender pressure

@SixArmedSweater quiet concern if I was gonna shape shift into one of the other two in the next few days

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