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@perfectblue@snouts.online I dropped a bunch of LSD at a con and did improv stand up.

*Puts on a robe because he's cold*
*Puts on a second pair of leggings, a skirt, a second pair of socks and Slippers because it's THAT cold*

"Yield, foul beast!" the knight shouted.
"Eh," the dragon shrugged.
"Know, vile wyrm, that I chose good over evil a long time ago, and-"
"Wait, what? When did you last choose good over evil?"
"Why, when I was but a young squire."
"You think you only have to choose once?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Treat every cop like a toddler with a loaded firearm.

@citrustwee Watch all of them in chronological order so you can see a time lapse of a pastry chef losing her Sanity.

Next time a Dude has trouble understanding being Trans, Tell him it's like LS swapping a Fox Body Mustang because the Winsor block it comes with is hot Garbage.

Unless they're a Ford Guy, and tell them it's swapping in a Coyote Motor.
If they're a MOPAR guy, point and laugh, and tell them you wreck more rear ends than a Dodge Demon owner. Do Not Be Friends with them, Chrysler hasn't made a good car since the 1'st gen Neon.

@Absolutely_Blakely@radical.town Caveat: It's an LS swapped Buick Lesabre.

Everyone here is way cuter than they think, it's just behind 7 layers of Shyness.

@remy@snouts.online My wife and I played a round where her state religion was Furries and I accidentally gave her a Religious Victory pushing my own Cultural Victory.

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online Don't forget Assclowns

re: Tulpamancy, mh, seeking advice 

@monstertrrash That being said, you Can call spirits who are friendly to come and help you.

Easiest way to do that is look at your Life and ask yourself what sort of god you're serving just doing what you already Do. Then extrapolate on that.

If you've already got store credit as it were, in pleasing this theific embodiment of virtues, now's a good time to hit the supernatural ATM.

No one needs to starve. No one needs to freeze. No one needs to die. There is enough for everyone. More empty homes than all the people without them, more food than grocers can even sell. The labor and the materials to end scarcity exist now. It is not a far-off dream. We can end scarcity in this life.

If you think you're building The Future

And the team you have assembled to do so

Is less diverse than even the bridge of the Enterprise as depicted in the TV show from 1966

You are probably not building the future we all hoped for

well, i just learned this:

"Every autistic adult in the UK has the right to:

* have a care needs assessment that is autism specific

* undertaken by an assessor with the skills, competency and knowledge of autism sufficient to undertake that assessment"

autism.org.uk/about/strategy/k

i've been putting off asking my council for a care needs assessment for about 3 years now. maybe i shouldn't?

re: Tulpamancy, mh, seeking advice 

@monstertrrash Not Mine, it's basically an extrapolation from Buddhist principles: To exist is to experience Suffering. Bringing New Life into the world is the Biggest responsibility you can take on because You're responsible for all that entity's suffering.

If a Spirit really wants to live with you and share mortal space with you though, and they keep trying to poke in, maybe give them a little Space inside you for now and see if they're Friendly.

re: Tulpamancy, mh, seeking advice 

@monstertrrash Short answer, Don't.

Long answer, if you're already trans, having identity issues, disassociation, all that, you Might have Disassociative identity disorder. In which case, you do a Lot of the tulpa stuff but you're not Building anything new, you're unearthing things about yourself you had to Bury along the way.

Also, I've seen what it takes to Make a stable, healthy Personality for a living being. It's a Fuckton of work.

re: Selfie, eye contact 

@apow@snouts.online Okay well you have a Doppelganger living here in massachusetts apparently.

b-pow

re: Selfie, eye contact 

@apow@snouts.online Feel like I just saw you at Savers and ocean state job lot. o_o

Unicorn milk is the rarest of the milks.

The first step is getting your hands on unicorn titty. It is oftentimes the Last step.

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