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*Finally starting to feel more comfortable in his body*
*Sees a cute girl*
Oh No.

re: lewd 

@perfectblue@snouts.online Tohri's thing is the same kinda ability, but he ends up turning into the Ideal shape of whoever he's with.

Wanna get a bunch of my witchy friends in on a telegram chat for folks who wanna have a serious-ish discussion about Magic.

Welcome to Aperture Metaphysics. Witches, Shamans, Spirit callers. You're here because you've got Spooky powers, and we want in.

re: (-), work, plural 

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Keri: Uni, don't pick fights with your brother, you don't need that stress right now.
Try and do Nice things for each other instead. Even if it feels trivial and meaningless.

Saw this in a Solarpunk group and someone said it could be the seed to start an epic saga. I present it here as an offering to the writers: please take it and make a Solarpunk masterpiece.

I never wanted to be a social democrat in the first place. I wanted to be a lumberjack.

A Satchel of Richards.

As in, "Good sir and or madam, please consumeth a satchel of Richards"

Japanese ASMR video but at full volume on big speakers.

Yaori: Good news Everyone! If invading aliens decide to attack humanity in the next decade or so, they're gonna be in for a rude surprise.
They're gonna look at our tech level and go 'Psh, we could roll in, flash our directed energy weapons, and these retrograde evolutions will think we're Gods.'
Like, No bitch. We've been pumping Iron for our tech level, and everyone's kinda psychologically ready for an Alien Invasion.
It's like how we're Zombie Proof now.

re: testing how long a message can be 

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz Fuck, kerithe was being Cryptic again.

re: CW: MH (-,-,-) 

@kelseyhusky And we're optimized for the production of just about any combination of bio-matter to suit just about any gastric need.

re: testing how long a message can be 

@Kaffe@chitter.xyz You know, the shitty thing is I knew your evil goddamn Twin, and tried to help the kid for two years and I keep thinking 'Fuck, why couldn't I have given Kaffe all that help. Oh right, Alberta."

@IrisKalmia Oh Gods thank you I wasn't the only one who reacted that way.
Like... That's not even Masonry Mortar...

re: CW: MH (-,-,-) 

@kelseyhusky That, and you're Fun, besides. We should really hang out sometime and get some flower extracts into your intakes.

re: CW: MH (-,-,-) 

@kelseyhusky I pay attention and try and interact when I can, and I really Do think you're an interesting person with their own unique take on the world. I wanna be included in the life of a huskybot.

@skolli This is why even Kerithe says we're keeping the Beard no matter what.

All the women in my life agree that they'll kill me if I ever shave it.

re: Work (-) 

@clipclopboom@snouts.online Sue them for trans discrimination.

re: mh(-) 

@clipclopboom@snouts.online You're Not Though. I think everyone knows what a shitty time life can be.

Hang in there though, and do take time to savor the little victories.

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