Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space

@pandora_parrot Enough magic Go-go juice that he could start sending down Souls to reincarnate here on earth.

@pandora_parrot Groups? Goddammit.

Great. This is all independent research over here, I straight up Loathe most supernatural shit, but that had to be re-evaluated when it started just Showing up one day a couple years ago.

Anyhow, Long story short, Quetzalcoatl got a major influx of God-Juice because he's the Rainbow Serpent. He got 700,000 sacrifices all at once in the 80s. One of them was the reincarnation of Asura Mazda.

So we got a Gay Rainbow Dragon God of Love.

@pandora_parrot It's Always Sunny reference, basically what's Responsible is a big supernatural conspiracy and coverup two thousand years ago, followed by a weird co-incidence in the 80s.

And this is all historic/Supernatural stuff. Got magic problems, get magic solutions, though.

It gets a little Grimdark, but bear with me on this one.

@pandora_parrot Speaking as someone who's Studied the issue: Do you -Really- want the answer? Because this is some Pepe Silvia shit.

Also, Hi. Saving the world is all well and good, I'm quite busy saving it one life at a time.

Manic Faerie Boyfriend

Some days you just wake up a Woman.

@Thaminga All my sexual preferences and stuff are autistic AF and everyone's got chakra points, sex and gender are just flavors at this point.

Everyone is posting gender feels. The only major gender feel I'm getting lately is how much my tits hurt from raking leaves.

@Thaminga I mean I -Can- gay, but that still doesn't explain why so many Asexual folks find me hot.

The curse of my gender weirdness is that Everything is hetero.
Girl? Hetero.
Boy? Het.
Enby? Nope, totally different vector trajectory and gender velocity.

Prettymuch all of the time. And then even if they're the same Gender, they might be out of phase with the waveform I'm running on.

So I've taken time to figure out my friends Preferred genders, and I'll just be That for them. Easier that way.

@RussellTheFox@snouts.online She's adorable!

@fluffy@queer.party @chimerror Well, if you were born in 1950, and it's 1980, and you're on Wall St...

It was the Younger Siblings of the Hippies.

Where I come from, we always had a term for "White boomers who sold their souls to a corpocratic state and adopted regressive politics and allowed america to slide into a post-industrial hellscape"

Yuppies. Throw that at your next "OK Boomer" moment. "Fukkin Yuppie". They remember that word.

Pro tip: To avoid a slide back into Yuppiedom, continue to disavow Corporate consumerism after times get Better, and re-invest in lifting others out of abject poverty.

I tried to find a Video of her Enbyness, but all I can find is guides on how she's OP if she gives in to her fire magic addiction. :/

And yeah, She/Her pronouns, but is a Battle Wizard. It's complicated.

I'm still feeling Way Too Seen by Vermintide 2.
Tight Left 4 Skaven type game, fun co-op, all that.

But one of the playable characters is Painfully Enby, in a Subtle, accurate, clever way.

Like, since When is Games Workshop saying Trans Rights? Now my screen is covered in were-rat blood AND gender.

A+ will recommend, but the Elf is annoying as Sin. Do not play the Elf.