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I'm offering a special rate today on emotional dissasociation.
Get one painful memory of your cisgendered life dissasociated from who you are Now, get two free!

if you’re are, or ever have been, a teenager, fuck off!!!

Mastodon proves that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

For Given Value: Friendship = Magic

Sometimes I feel disconnected from some of the challenges that Transgirls face because I can pass as Male and go inviz.

Then I think back on how I was raised and realize I was basically groomed to be a girl by my mom.

@budgiebin@snouts.online made bacon wrapped tofu and mushrooms, I prepped saffron rice and brussel sprouts.
And we have a Carrot cake! =D

I think in a past life I was a woman who was pissed off that she couldn't go be a Man, and got reincarnated as part of a twisted joke. :P

Alright, I'm going to level with all of you. Chubby, Powerful, Muscular, Black Bowsette was The Look of 2018 and I will personally be offended if only the Blonde Barbie interpretation gets representation this Halloween.

Horny shitpost 

Given enough time, the morning horny crew will find a way to congregate and form a unit so strong with attraction

The kinkularity, as it is known,

Tearing an american truck apart and pulling it's engine is a lot like Yoga.
Except it's the "Downward impact' pose and the 'Supine transmission cable disconnect' position.
And it's murderous because these poses are ones you'll Know if you have right or Wrong right away, there's no instructor, and when you get the positions wrong, You Know.
Ow.

suicide, trans things 

Good morning. Still turning this statistic over and over in my head: one out of every TWO teen trans guys have attempted suicide. One in TWO.

pinknews.co.uk/2018/09/12/tran

Maybe it's long past time I got louder and more deliberate about declaring that trans guys are welcome at my table and vital to my world. If that's also true for you, you're welcome to join me

This morning, I took the off-cut from the kitchen knife I'm making, and fashioned this little knife from it. The blade was hardened to about 50HRC and sharpens up nicely.
Handle is Kwila, with a copper rivet.

#blacksmith #woodwork #metalwork #knifeMaking

hot take, trans issues 

Cis people who deride "trans trenders" clearly view their relationships through a lens of competition and domination - only people who process their relationships from a perspective of "who has more social capital" would be concerned about that shit.

A sincere moment of silence for everyone's beloved, long abandoned Neopets.

Speak to me of summers, Long winters longer than time can remember/
The setting up of other roads, to travel on in old, accustomed ways/
I still remember the talks by the water, the proud sons and daughters/
Who knew the knowledge of the land, and spoke to me in sweet, accustomed ways/

My mom would have called it Transcendental love, and she's not wrong. But that's again only a facet of Big Love.

Big Love is when you drive out in the rain to give a friend a jump start, when you bring someone along and they end up having a Great time, when you give a little and someone else Gets a lot.

Take some time in your day to think about what you can do to help the Big Love grow.

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I wanna get across a concept that I feel that everyone will understand, but nobody Really has a good name for.
The christians like to talk about it being "the Love of God" They're close, but their doctrine prevents them from full understanding.

Let's call it The "Big Love". Or if you wanna sound mystical, Kayama. This can be a Person, an energy, a Big Mood.

It's what you feel around True family. At the Best parties. With the person that truly Gets you.

...and then I want to snuggle someone so thoroughly that they implode.

I'm in a mood tonight to be someone's living gasm drive.

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