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My fursonas are kinda plain, but it's because the things I ride are so flagrant.

One of the things we can do as humans is re-develop standardized, replacable, rechargable power cells for our devices.

We rely on the batteries in our devices outlasting the Product Cycle, true. That won't be a forever kinda thing, and in a post industrial crisis sorta world, we're gonna want electronic devices that take modular components. If you can't just go and buy a new cell phone, you have to repair your own from Parts.

And they're all hyper proprietary.

I really miss being able to eat french fries.

don't have enough HDMI cables? no problem, this cursed adapter allows you to use two RJ45 instead!

Millenials are so poor some are sharing corporeal form to save on rent.

Gender/sexuality stuff, plural 

So, it's one thing to have plural personalities and mental states.
It's another when they have different Genders and desired presentations.
It then gets fun when their sexualities and desires don't line up quite right with the previous two.

For example, Kerithe is a Woman, always has been, and she learned how to Front early last year and she has Zero physical dysphoria. Her sexuality isn't really along Gender lines, more just if you like what she's about or not.
Tohri's Male, he's had to be my own idea of me for a decade or so, and he's... Intersex? It's hard to describe, other than when I'm Him, I get horny in parts I don't have, and usually for other folks who are in between, trans or intersex.

She's a Dominant Bottom, He's a Submissive Top.
It's just weird being Contradictory like this.
Anyone else have a situation like this? I know I've got some plurals following me.

Game idea: Lovecraft-esque/dark magic/cult busting game but all the cultists/leaders are upper-upper class elites turning to dark magic to satiate their inhuman lust for power and influence. They get turned into monsters you get to kill and all of their character stories are comically evil and on the nose so I can watch dumb centrist nerds fall over themselves defending fictional rich demon worshiping racists

I just want everyone to be reminded that baking needs are cheap and taking the time to master a recipe or two for Brownies, Coffee cake or Waffles is worth it.

The Guillotine is too French.

In America, we'll feed the oligarchy to a Wood Chipper.

Living as an Autistic Girl and Dealing with Neurotypicals 

Yep this is such a massively common experience for me.

I stay somewhat inactive in the communities I'm in, because it's way too easy for me to get in way over my head with obligations.

So I'll be the one who shows up at random to events with enough food to turn the bbq into a Feast, run logistics, cook, and otherwise let the Hosts enjoy the show for a bit.

I keep full size candy bars in my bag at cons just to hand out to exhausted and hungry fursuiters.

In a war of ideas, and changing people's minds, we've seen what an Evil Empire looks like, and we've seen what Corporate Mind Control is like.

Meanwhile, furry has to be one of the best psyop campaigns ever. Come for the naked animal girls and ad-free custom porn, stay because all your friends are transgirls now, and you just realized you're a democratic socialist.

Do yourselves a favor tonight, if you own a waffle iron.
Make or buy some flaky biscuit rounds and cook them in the waffle iron.

hypno stuff, maybe? 

Anyone can give you a good brainwashing.

I'll dryclean your Soul.

Real hard life lessons 

So, I see a lotta people idealizing the lifestyle of 'life in a cabin out in the woods'.

It meant you were always at risk of burning your place to the ground with the Wood Stove.
It meant Chopping, carrying, storing, and seasoning tons of hardwood. And I mean literal Tons.
It means you might not be able to make the walk to a real civilized Bathroom because a flock of wild turkeys is blocking the path in a menacing fashion.
It means mice, birds, bats, rats and Bugs finding their way into everything you own.
It meant that in heavy windstorms, you were always wondering if Tonight was gonna be The Night one of those pines comes down on my home?
It meant that any lovemaking caused architectural flexure, and structural oscillation.
I got good at cooking a Hot Pocket on a firebrick inside the mouth of the woodstove.
I was So good at using a gasoline powered coleman camp stove for four years that I never burned the place down with That.

Some kids turned to drugs to insulate them from their toxic parents and traumatic experiences. I turned to Carpentry.

Easy. Breezy. Beautiful. Clever Girl. *raptor eats you*

Multiple systems weirdness 

That feel when your headmate approves thoroughly of the meatsuit's masculine presentation, and you're still feeling insecure about looking that way.

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