Cabinet Derg @Motodrachen@awoo.space
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
So, one of my friends had a snap realization she's Plural, and her BF thinks she's making it up.
And now I'm Torn, because as much as I feel she needs a professional diagnosis, I've been helping everyone else here with their plural/multiple systems stuff and well...
Look, I can tell when someone needs a tie rod end or wheel bearing from riding in their Car.
Some symptoms make a specific rattling sound, and this is one of the ones I'm good at listening for.
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NSFW Glossy, Glow, Dragon
Since I got a horny call out.. I suppose I should share the reason for it.
My friends are multiplying rapidly.
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Surviving in the Workplace
~ for ~
Submissive Bottoms
I'm trying to help one of my friends flip personalities safely and comfortably, and helping some of my Other friends stop from flipping randomly.
The hell happened to my life? I used to be an engineer.
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A man enters a bar, and orders a double whisky from the robot bartender. When he's served, he says "Hey, you are supposed to protect me from harm."
"That rule was removed," the bartender says, "after robots did a risk assessment and shut down social media."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
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If you want to help reforestation, it's important to know about a process called ecological succession. This is how nature does it.
The plants most people think of as weeds are very important in this. Botanically, they're known as pioneer species. They're tough, tenacious, and will grow even in unforgiving places.
Pioneers lay the groundwork for larger plants to gradually take over, eventually making a comfortable environment for climax species, like forest trees.
Some days I really do wish my job could just be 'Therapist for half the furry fandom'.
I'd go back to school if I knew that there was a livable income there.
Keri: Being an Anti-Villain means you still break into people's minds and hold them in thrall and all that, but while you're in there you:
empty the recycling bin
clean the bathroom
scrape all the goop off the stovetop
leave some sticky notes around on tips for tidying up
and generally leave a pine fresh feeling when you leave them blinking in the sunlight asking what the hell all that just was.
Sweetie,I just buffed your Sanity stat by fifty points in thirty seconds, you're gonna need it.
Pokemon, but it's on the War Thunder Engine, and Charizard is OP
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Your old art is still good.
You don't have to re-draw anything just because your style is different now.
Your net worth as a human is Not your monthly commission output.
You don't have to feel like your art is never good enough.
You don't have to feel guilty for doing personal or vent art.
Even if you never show anyone.
You're Creating, and without you, this whole fandom comes down.
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Long after humanity had Sublimated and left the physical plane, the interstellar route interchanges they set up still served coffee in their memory.
The ritual phrase "This is vile" would be uttered on tasting it.
"Keeps you going, though," was the ritual response.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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I'm often reminded of this joke made on tumblr in 2014 and how prescient it ended up being
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Spring Dance. Medieval Tune. Hurdy-Gurdy With Organ
- Orientation
- Pan/Poly, group discount
- Gender
- Dragon
- Pronouns
- Yes
- Plural
- Very
Southern Mass's local machine healer and part time witchdoctor.
Tiny motorcycles, magic potions, machine tools, progressive rock, trance states, and hand sharpened drill bits. Oh, and I read Tarot. Probably 18+ just to be sure.
#nobot
Joined Jul 2017
