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Last night's adventures include: desperately running about trying to furtively get an internet connection with my iPad, a phone discharging all of it's battery at once in response to being put in power saving mode, getting off at the wrong bus stop, a Lyft driver who smelled like the Men's Body Spray aisle, and wandering San Francisco for an hour in the middle of the night with on-and-off rain because Golden Gate Transit signage is Fucking Terrible

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I was too tired to talk about it when I got home last night, but MAN SO GUESS WHO NEARLY GOT STRANDED IN SF WITH A DEAD PHONE AT ONE IN THE MORNING?

Finally home from FC. @_@ Having your phone die at the start of an unfamiliar multi-leg public transit trip is less than optimal!!!

bleep bloop stayed up too late like a distractable dumbass :')

(it was fun tho)

Came back to our hotel room and the do not disturb signs had been removed and housekeeping was inside?? wtf

Hey friends, if you share my interest in 1.) praxis and 2.) pawbs, I made you some stickers. Get them here - dawnchapel.storenvy.com/produc

Probably just gonna call this an all-nighter and go to sleep early evening, this feels like the kind of thing that needs a hard reset.

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What's up it's your rodent boi up all night because time is fake and sleep cycles are imaginary

In salt-caked caves deep beneath the crashing waves, adventurers beware the dreaded Lichnoodle!

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Monster Manual style commission for my ever-patient dragon friend, @leafnoodle !

#masoart #dragon #dnd

negative 

I have this crawling "you're fucking everything up" feeling and I can't seem to shake it. I'm gonna try to keep pushing ahead, though, because the other option is hermiting myself and I think that's a bad idea. Hopefully this is just because my meds schedule got a little messy...

Top surgery benefit: I cut my hair and don't have to deal with itchy hair bits under my titty, because: no titty

If you can't be funny without punching down, you're not actually a funny person.

Realising we're running short on bookshelf space... again..... :(

Rudolph keeps playing through my head, but I'm consistently remembering the line as "the most dangerous reindeer of all"???

Had the briefest, strangest thought of Quark and Odo singing "Do You Love Me" from Fiddler.

food 

One weird trick to avoid feeling gross in your stomach: eat actual food instead of whatever edible thing is physically closest to you

My brain: Mmm yes lay on belly good. comfy.

Every other part of my body: no no no no no NO NO-

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