(Moved) @Mycroft@awoo.space

And he's deleted the tweet. Which might be illegal question mark?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/quora/2017/02/08/is-it-legal-for-donald-trump-to-delete-tweets-as-president/

⛰💎🏥🛡 https://awoo.space/media/k9AT38H0a_hWqN1HlqI

"The barkeep asked why we carried weapons inside, we said mimics. They laughed, we laughed, the table laughed. We killed the table. Good times."

Was just looking over some minis that a friend I used to game with had painted. That bed killed one of my characters.
https://www.coolminiornot.com/artist/ThomasGrable https://awoo.space/media/_jp7OiSHAep-bHm_07g https://awoo.space/media/qmW1Lph-tunNdRgUh4o https://awoo.space/media/JuPxuLgHagHcw28lwco

So many people are asleep at 5am EDT, what gives? :o

I guess I should turn in, too.

... what should I turn into?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eNsqFwwKdY
All Star but it's Donald Trump saying "covfefe"

meme comes from this birdsound on birdsite: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869766994899468288
where he birdsounds:
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
and as of right now 5 hours and hasn't be deleted, corrected, or clarified

@chr@cybre.space I don't know much about music, but I like Twink. The gimmick is a base of toy piano. My favorite album is A Very Fine Adventure, but maybe you'll like Itsy Bits and Bubbles?
http://www.twink.net/albums/itsy-bits-and-bubbles.html

"Toy instruments meet hyperactive rhythm machines, broken music boxes, circuit-bent electronic gizmos, kitchen drawer percussion, and the bleeps and blurps of 8-bit videogames. Bite-sized tunes that are like Pop Rocks for your ears."

I'd give them my lunch money if they'd leave me alone. But I know they won't leave me alone if I give them my lunch money.

Having a gross thing on the bottom of my foot at the start of an overtime-filled week is not the best thing, especially since my job has me on my feet all day, but now these heckin jocks from high school are coming in and making my foot itch worse! Leave me alone, jocks!

Was reading article about athlete's foot (because ow I has it) and they had a really gross example picture of what athlete's foot looks like [not attached]. But there was a Related Article about how to treat jock itch that has this image next to it. https://awoo.space/media/ZVTDLM6K9yUmVGsRGus

hi

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@asonix@mstdn.dank.software @asonix I do follow the dank account but I don't think I follow the awoo account

@asonix @asonix@mstdn.dank.software this showed up in my TL if that's what you're testing

Nice weather https://awoo.space/media/jdRIlt7ngTnLj1YcDxI https://awoo.space/media/3IvVlYl8yC1jGUFHf4c

Animaniacs is coming back, apparently. http://www.avclub.com/article/steven-spielberg-teams-warner-bros-animaniacs-rebo-256037

Diaclone Train Robo for some reason was passed over when Transformers was created in the US.
https://youtu.be/jbvFMvlLB5E https://awoo.space/media/_S_k5E0H4ZDAeGrOO5Q

Jealous of hippie Gargamel's success, capitalist Balthazar tried creating his own social network, with poor results. https://awoo.space/media/_BsObnzK4fXauN26JEE https://awoo.space/media/TtHe0OLb2u_4WFEmEBg https://awoo.space/media/AfirieDmG4wZ18KiwBg

@Firstaide Trains are cool, especially when they're also robots. https://awoo.space/media/nKLUOx5nwLieTYqbuv4