@ShugoWah @poss_bot @Moot @KommaChameleon @Crocabit but have you considered,

http://www.old-computers.com/museum/photos/fairchild_channelf_controller_1.jpg

@Felthry @ShugoWah @Moot @KommaChameleon @Crocabit ah yes. where it all started...

@poss_bot @ShugoWah @Moot @KommaChameleon @Crocabit with an utterly abysmal controller design

@Felthry @poss_bot @ShugoWah @Moot @Crocabit let's frag some noobs

@ShugoWah @poss_bot @Moot @KommaChameleon @Crocabit of course, it's hard to beat anyone using such an advanced control method as this
http://llg.cubic.org/docs/prohance70.jpg

@ShugoWah @poss_bot @Moot @KommaChameleon @Crocabit or even the dreaded dual Namco rotary controller combo. How do you even compete with that?

@Felthry @ShugoWah @poss_bot @Moot @Crocabit take a hold of these bad boys

@KommaChameleon @Felthry @ShugoWah @Moot @Crocabit (listen i kinda actually want this bc i have a copy of VOOT for DC)

@poss_bot @KommaChameleon @ShugoWah @Moot @Crocabit what's VOOT?

@Felthry @poss_bot @KommaChameleon @ShugoWah @Crocabit oh is that virtual on?

@Felthry @poss_bot @KommaChameleon @ShugoWah @Moot @Crocabit i'm guessing virtual on, the arcade cabinets have a dual stick setup like that

@Galuade @Felthry @KommaChameleon @ShugoWah @Moot @Crocabit correct!

@poss_bot @Galuade @KommaChameleon @ShugoWah @Moot @Crocabit okay, now: what's "virtual on"?

@Felthry (removing @'s to reduce spamminess)

a dual-stick arena mecha fighting (?) game by sega!

@poss_bot I just misread "sega" as "sergal" somehow

@Felthry @poss_bot @Galuade @ShugoWah @Moot @Crocabit Virtual On is a one-on-one mecha fighting game from the 90s featuring a behind-the-back camera and a dual stick control scheme. It's played split screen or on separate displays.

VOOT is "Virtual On Ontario Tangram", the Dreamcast version of the game.

@KommaChameleon @poss_bot @Galuade @ShugoWah @Moot @Crocabit Ontario Tangram? That's certainly a name.

@Felthry WHOOPS I kinda typed it wrong, it's "Oratorio Tangram". It's a pretty thesaurus name but

Oratorio = a large-scale opera
Tangram = a puzzle about rearranging shapes

So it's basically a fancy way of saying "Virtual On: Grand Remix". Tangram is also the name of one of the game's villains.

@KommaChameleon that's still a rather strange name.

@Moot @ShugoWah @Crocabit i'm logged the fuck in

@Galuade @Moot @ShugoWah @Crocabit hey guys am i late

@bootsy @Galuade @Moot @Crocabit RITZ cracker

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