In other news, I ordered a pair of women's cargo pants that I like very much except

except

except the pockets are tiny.

TINY POCKETS IN CARGO PANTS WHOSE POINT IS LITERALLY TO HAVE LOTS OF POCKETS.

What the fuck.

@Soreth
I have taken
the pockets
that were
in your pants

and which
you were probably
expecting
to have

Forgive me
they were spacious
so deep
and so roomy

@Doephin YOU OPEN THAT DOOR RIGHT NOW

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