In other news, I ordered a pair of women's cargo pants that I like very much except

except

except the pockets are tiny.

TINY POCKETS IN CARGO PANTS WHOSE POINT IS LITERALLY TO HAVE LOTS OF POCKETS.

What the fuck.

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@mawr I already knew about the tiny pockets or missing pockets in regular pants, I just... I just thought that pants that were MADE TO HAVE POCKETS might be different u..u

@Soreth
@mawr
You still might be carrying 18th century seditious material.

@orrery @Aradia @mawr I kinda feel like I _am_ seditious material by 18th-century standards.

@Soreth
I have taken
the pockets
that were
in your pants

and which
you were probably
expecting
to have

Forgive me
they were spacious
so deep
and so roomy

@Soreth @rey pocket inequality strikes again.
(why do you need pockets? You have a purse.)

@Soreth and this is why my seamstress loves me as a repeat customer: I keep coming over to get pockets added. 😐

@Soreth I recently learned the dumbfuckery of girls' clothes when I got some PJs, and the buttons are on the opposite side. what gives.

@Taylor Yeah, buttons and zippers are commonly reversed. No idea why.

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