Only just now noticed that our hotel room didn't have any form of holy book in it anywhere.

The Greatest of Gifts.

@Soreth I mean, surely there was _some_ form of holy book that you would've been happy to see!

Hmmm. I wonder how much it would cost for a bulk printing run of REALLY nice leather-bound Principias Discordia...

@zebratron2084 I dunno, shouldn't the Principias Discordia be hand-stapled with toner streaks on it?

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@Soreth @zebratron2084

Toner? What kind of rich-ass edition is that? Mimeo smudges and hot-dog stains.

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