Only just now noticed that our hotel room didn't have any form of holy book in it anywhere.
The Greatest of Gifts.
@Veladynee Yup, full of all kinds of little scurrying mammal-things!
@Soreth Input the correct sequence of runes into the scrying unit, say the correct incantation, and then praise the Holy Omnomnomicon.
@Soreth I mean, surely there was _some_ form of holy book that you would've been happy to see!
Hmmm. I wonder how much it would cost for a bulk printing run of REALLY nice leather-bound Principias Discordia...
@zebratron2084 I dunno, shouldn't the Principias Discordia be hand-stapled with toner streaks on it?
Toner? What kind of rich-ass edition is that? Mimeo smudges and hot-dog stains.
@anthracite @zebratron2084 Perfect :D
@Soreth Did it have a room service booklette? The holy book of noms?