Assuming movement through a perfect vacuum with standard pressure, if you have two objects, one moving at .5c relative to Barnard's Star and beginning at ref point {0,0,0,now} and moving directly south, and the second object moving at .95c relative to Russell's Teapot from {12,19,65295,6 hours ago} toward galactic north, and a privileged observer with telescopes trained on both of them but a headache from trying to understand this problem, what crime has the privileged observer been framed for?
@Soreth Forcing some poor sniped engineers to do backwards-time-maths starting before noon on a Tuesday.
Heavy sentences for that, I'm told.
@Soreth the headache is from a basilisk that this particular configuration causes when viewed this way, preventing testimony.
So he's being framed for theft of teapot clearly.
@Soreth Have you been playing Kingdom Hearts 2?
@Aradia I have not! What, did they have problems like this in there?
@Soreth "Kingdom Hearts 2" is a unit of pain involved with trying to understand a particularly convoluted story/condition.
@Aradia Ah, no, basically just a random brain event.
Probably Xenahort's behind it somehow.
@Soreth [Attempted|Accidental|Criminal]{any/all‽} Establishment of Metastable Paradox State Wherin Schrödinger's Cat is Real and Additionally a Radioactive Zombie.
@Soreth I'm pretty sure it's either mopery with intent to gawk, rootless cosmopolitanism, or lèse-majesté.
"Tax Fraud" is correct!