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"When there was but one set of tracks in the sands, there it was that the Mars Rover carried you."

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@Phorm I'm not sure what original song is being used here, but my brain went to a very odd place with Robbie Robertson's "Somewhere Down The Crazy River":

"One thing you've got to learn is not to be afraid of bottles."
"No, I like them, I like them. Bottles are good."
"You like them now... but you'll learn to love them later."

Time to scream for 6.7 seconds exactly and then go lie face-down on the lawn.

@Leucrotta Oh, I have plenty of things that I should be rushing to square away before the next thing arrives.

The wall is more appealing.

@mawr The texture on this paint is pretty amazing, when you really start looking at it

If your office job sucks, just remember - you get paid the same whether you're working, or staring blankly at the wall.

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@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm It exists, so someone's into it... I take that pretty much as a given. :)

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@Phorm Jesus, that thing was real?!

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