Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space

@xinjinmeng Have you considered messily devouring them? I know it's not exactly the thing to do these days, but it is a classic response that's time-tested.

<..<;

Khisanth was a hottie send toot

I made a thing! Cajun pasta~

It will clear up your sinuses too.

@anthracite The Tree of Teeth.
The Library Of Books Whose Names You Can't Recognize.
The Fountain Of Mistakes.
That Quaint Little Bistro on the Corner That Always Has Two Lizards Fucking On The Tables.

@GatlingFox I think it was "pirating software" originally, but I'm honestly not sure.

@Cerulean My excitement grew considerably as the first word began to take shape.

@anthracite @Phorm I can't even remember what the hell was going on the with the beans, I just vaguely remember the guy's an asshole and that My Brother, My Brother And Me stopped using one of his songs for their intro. Sometimes blurred memories are a blessing.

@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm That's an East Coast clothing company, I think. Large Legume Bean.

@Phorm Bean Dad: Legume War

@Phorm Oh god no it's

Bean Dad: The Next Generation

@Phorm
Bean Dad 3: Panic! At the Cannery
Be4n Dad: Bean Deader
Bean Dad 0

@Phorm I hear in the sequel he comes back as an animated conglomeration of beans until he's caught, processed, refried, and sold to fast food restaurants.

Look, all I want to do is go to bed at 1am, sleep in until it's 9, have a leisurely breakfast, putter around a bit, have a nice lunch (preferably with company), have a nice afternoon with a dog walk somewhere in it, then make dinner and have the whole evening ahead of me still.

@jacel The Gift...
... and the Curse

@jacel Should of thought of that before you let the Dragons in Black take 'em off your fingers, J.

@jacel Excuse you.

I am the _weirdest_ seagull.