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@anthracite @Phorm But others are not and I feel that lack keenly!

@Phorm @anthracite Hello yes I would like to invest in this business model

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@Phorm @xinjinmeng Put me in for $25 on the jailer trapped in his cell; I've got a good feeling.

@Phorm @anthracite The best thing that he did was die and let his works enter the public domain so that other people could make better use of the ideas in them.

@hystericempress I tried the fedi feed once or twice and then turned it off. I just keep track of my friends and follows and ignore the wider fediverse completely at this point. <..<;

@kaye@octodon.social We are already preparing to invade the International Bureau of Weights and Measures, I'm sure.

"Ah yes, this statue was installed during the 1920s, at the height of the Art Gecko style."
"Is that why it's licking its eye?"

*crawls into the freezer*

This my terrarium.

@Aradia @starkatt They most certainly did! I can recall accompanying my mom and some of her work friends to one and trying to puzzle out just what the hell anything on the menu was.

Emmanuel, don't do it. Emmanuel, no! Stop. Emmanuel, do not order Bánh mì.

*pulls an emu mask down over her face*

I have been tongueflickering, where are my mosasaurs

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It always starts with tongueflickers. Then sooner or later you've got mosasaurs in the water again.

@anthracite It certainly is! Why, I'll take two!

... is it just me or is this starting to sound like a late-night infomercial?

@anthracite Does it come in four or six cups as well as the traditional two?

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