Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space

@anthracite I always assume that the focus character in the prologue was sealed away for a thousand years as the evil force the protagonist of the rest of the book will need to face.

The fucked up thing is that sometimes I'm *right*.

@ElectricKeet Only after I've been rendered immobile and frozen by it.

@Phorm ...Actually we can probably make due with vodka no matter what.

@Phorm We'd just have to make do with vodka, vanilla, and orange juice.

@Phorm It's okay to mourn the loss of something that was important to you, even if it's a branded product!

Christ, I mean... what if Creamsicles went away too?

@jacel She of the Rest I will still take but She of the Warmth I would like to abdicate for a little bit @..@;

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS JURASSIC PARK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, VELOCIRAPTOR #2. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN SCREECHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME SICKLE CLAW ACTION OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP CHASING A KID. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE RAPTOR PEN. I DID.

Etc, etc.

I realize this has probably already been done to death, but.

Merging with git is the LEAST sexy kind of merging I have ever seen. :|

@Aradia That's porn, right?

@anthracite fucking right? It's 2022, dammit.

@anthracite Backpfeifengesicht if I ever saw it. I loathe them on sight.

It is absolutely intolerable that I can't raise my hand in the air, perform a sweeping gesture and call out a cool phrase, then be enveloped in swirling lights and emerge as a busty archaeopteryx girl in a cute outfit.

Feeling like I should shitpost something.

@Phorm I doubt it! We all have those moments looking in the mirror, and we all end up better than we think we can.

@Phorm I absolutely guarantee you that person also had the same exact thought you just had.

@Doephin Fey Pact warlock with a Patron who _does_ collect these and afterward nobody can remember what they are or what the last thing they just said was.