Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space
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Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
dinosaurs, dinocanthropy, brain debris
One of your coworkers went out on a camping trip last year, then started taking a full day off every four weeks. He thinks he's hiding it and wears a baseball to work whenever it's getting that time of month, but you can see his crest start to grow in anyway and make a lump under the hat. Probably Lambeosaurus, but it's hard to tell without actually seeing it.
dinosaurs, dinocanthropy, brain debris
Were-hadrosaurs.
Your neighbor the were-parasaurolophus is perfectly fine except on full moon nights she trumpets her crest to attract a mate. Recently you've started to hear distant hooting responses answering her.
The Archosaurmenid Empire, ruled by Xerxesmaniraptor I
send toot
Soreth
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No Context Theater
"What happens if you blow up an entire dimension inside a monastery?"
"Do you mean you blew up the monastery inside another dimension, or you blew up another dimension the gate for which was inside a monastery?"
"Could be either?"
One of the things I can never figure out is how it took so long for people to make the connection that birds are dinosaur descendants. Look at the feet. Birds have dinosaur feet. Those are dinosaur toes.
Birds: They're Dinosaurs™
dragon noises
Raaar rawr raawrhrrahl raaawrwrrrrrh raaar rar rwaaar rawrh. Raar, rawr rawrhawrl, raaaaarh?
Rwarh raaawrwrrrrrh; raaawr raar rwarh, rawwwwwrl!
*opens muzzle, produces modem noises*
can't pass yet
I was stupid tonight and decided to go out in skirt. Because hey, Cap Hill. It's safe there.
I got stared at by several people in cars while walking and it really fucked with my head for a while. Every layer of protection I ever surrounded myself with in my early life was camouflage. _Don't get noticed_. I can't handle it when people stare...
Soreth
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"Apologies for the intrusion," said a strange voice in my head. "We are telepaths on a distant planet, and usually tune humanity out as background noise. But so many of you ask, all the time, so we checked: yes, there are others like you, and yes, you can be loved. Okay?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Hell yeah, shaved legs.
I ate the whole ramen and now must sleep for ten thousand years.
Soreth
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Right now at this cafe we are watching on ESPN2 -- and I am not making this up -- the American Cornhole Championship.
expanse season 3 finale
Just got to the end of The Expanse, season 3.
Hahahahahahahahaha oh crap
I keep misreading my previous CW of "graffiti boobs" as "griffin boobs", which is of course incorrect.
It should be "Gryphon boobs"
graffiti boobs inside
Huh. Interesting graffiti here.
Somebody had a Formative Experience, I guess.
Timpano!
Soreth
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metalworking, please boost
Hey all! Do I know anyone here who knows how to do detailed CNC work and is willing to take a commission?
Soreth
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Gender transition (chest reconstruction) - info request, plz boost
I just had a consult with a top surgery doctor today! I am really excited but also somewhat anxious about the options. I'm in the fun grey area where I can go with double-incision or inverted-t procedures.
Because of my unique gender situation, I don't know many folks who've had top surgery procedures, or where to find them. I'd love to talk to folks who've had both of the above, especially inverted-T, to help me decide.
Thanks!
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- She/They
Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
