Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space
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Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
Guess who just finished the Balance Arc of the Adventure Zone, and couldn't stop crying for the last 20 minutes?
hopelessly obscure joke
Is the titular character from Baba Is You another manifestation of The Cornersheep?
dream fragment, violence, transness undone
Anyway, that's why I can't fall back asleep this morning.
dream fragment, violence, transness undone
So I faced him down in the middle of this square full of elevators. Managed, somehow, to get him to miss me. Told him he was using the wrong bullets and his gun was going to explode, and he switched to just punching people instead. Somebody with an Australian accent told me it was all fine now, and I should go meet them "at Lake Union" in an hour and a half to get sent back to my world. And then I was all alone and still couldn't find any of my friends.
dream fragment, violence, transness undone
I dreamed there was a guy with a minigun hunting down my friends (and probably me too) and just slaughtering anybody who got in the way. I was human and I think pre transition, and everybody trans I knew had never transitioned, they seemed unaware that it was even something they had wanted, or could do. Horrifying.
I knew it was just a matter of time before he got me, and it'd probably happen with me jumping in front of someone...
Well, that was a productive day of looking at houses to rent.
In other news, I ordered a pair of women's cargo pants that I like very much except
except
except the pockets are tiny.
TINY POCKETS IN CARGO PANTS WHOSE POINT IS LITERALLY TO HAVE LOTS OF POCKETS.
What the fuck.
"But you have so much damn fun in your dreams, and of course everybody knows fun roles...."
re: On This Branch (original source, birdsite link)
Originally from https://twitter.com/Hideki_Naganuma/status/880078232560611328/photo/1 as far as I am aware.
On This Branch (I'm shitpostin' again)
ON THIS BRANCH
ON THIS BRANCH
ON THIS BRANCH
ON THIS BRANCH
ON THIS BRANCH
ON THIS BRANCH
THE CONCEPT OF BIRD!
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RT @kbwagers@twitter.com
I don't know who did this but SHAME ON YOU. 😭😭😭
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if you use nano you're valid
the seasonal blahs
Oh right, March is the month where every day expends more energy to get through it than I get allocated for that day. Fourteen spoons a day, thirteen spoons available.
It's better than February moodwise, but it's so exhausting. Luckily I know the secrets - keep moving and don't stop doing things or you can't start again. That, and the other secret, the capacity that lies past exhaustion, past willpower, past determination, and just waits there for you to need it.
I haven't had to tap into that this year, which is good. I remember digging deep into that once to move...
I just had an amazing fish dinner and now I really fucking want some expensive chocolate or at least some ice cream, but no, I'm being good. @..@;
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A voice whispered up to the dragon, "Is he cute?"
"Passingly, for a human. Not enough scales for me. Seems fit, not too stupid, courageous at the very least. Has dimples where you like 'em and brown eyes."
There was a long silence and the knight shifted uncomfortably, because of his armor and the scrutiny he was under.
"I'm... also single?" the knight offered.
"Then he can meet me and I'll decide if I want him to rescue me."
"Very well. Knight, there's a door behind the glowing statue."
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"O great dragon, I have come to battle you," called the knight.
"For what reason," asked the dragon, perched safely out of reach.
"You hide a prince, I wish to rescue him."
"Let me see your face; remove your helmet."
"Oh, so you can burn it off?"
"I could do that," the dragon purred, "Even if you left your helmet on."
The knight thought on this and then hesitantly removed his helmet, "Is this a test of bravery?"
"Somewhat."
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Do dragons get their kobolds to do their taxes? Or are they too easily distracted to file the paperwork correctly?
Picturing a group of kobolds huddled around a tax form arguing about deductions while the dragon naps in the other room.
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A new fossil bed along the Qingjiang River in China, dating back to the Cambrian era (slightly earlier than the Burgess Shale), has turned out to be a treasure trove. Half the species found there haven't been previously described, and an incredible amount of soft tissue has been preserved, yielding unprecedented detail: https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/03/spectacular-trove-of-cambrian-fossils-uncovered-in-china/
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The hen had few desires; to grow fat on grubs and grains, to keep eggs warm and to soar through the clouds.
She excelled at the first two, but her flying efforts, though determined, were limited. Still,she managed to reach many of the highest treetops and rocky outcrops, further than the rest of the flock.
During her highest flight, she found a cliffside cave with a nest cradling two cooling eggs. Without hesitation she began to brood.
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- She/They
Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
