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They're not my first choice.
They're not my second choice.
They're not even my third choice.
But they _fit_. I now own women's boots that _fit my feet_.

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Today I:
* Shipped my old pair of breastforms to a transgirl who didn't have a pair yet
* Went shopping for some garden tools
* Used them in the garden to get rid of a bunch of blackberry canes and some other weeds
* Mended a few scraped-up spots in the walls with spackle
* Went out and got a really tasty lunch at the teriyaki place.

Man, I was productive on my hatchday.

Good morning world! I appear to be another year older now. ^..^

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🌼🦋☀️ Happy Summer Solstice! ☀️🦋🌼

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The crows strutted proudly before their maiden.

They'd worked hard to collect coins, baubles and, in a daring team effort, an expensive pair of sunglasses.

The maiden inspected each gift critically, grouping the coins based on value or foreignness.
She did the same with the baubles.

The sunglasses she wiped clean and placed over her eyes.

"Is it me?"

The crows cawed admiringly.

"Damn straight."

She granted their reward; popcorn.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

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More playable non-humans please. I'm sick of "realistic human" being the standard we measure games and their graphics by. We have all this power and we're using it on -that-?

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img, invasive birds 

@Soreth Probably consorting with the also invasive sparrows and pigeons!

img, invasive birds 

Yup. I've got starlings.

Little shits.

Just saw a hummingbird checking out the new bird feeder. It's a seed feeder. Uhmmmm ...

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capitalist hellscape, some help requested 

I'm poor and also my roommate's only ride during the day (we both are self employed) so it's a real blow to have my engine completely fucked by hyrdolocking. Mechanic asking just under 3k to fix it.

ko-fi.com/draekos donations welcome

Will be taking commissions and such on stream, but every little bit helps <3

*%($^@ it I got a better view the second time the suet bird came back and I think that's actually a fucking starling.

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Update: Have already seen one purple finch using the feeder, two sparrows checking it out, and a thrush of some flavor sampling the suet.

I thought it was supposed to take a week for them to find new feeders?

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contains one bird feeder (img) 

Afternoon project done!


'tPlotWorldDomination

(They each got another peanut later. I'm not a monster)

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Wake up, go to get breakfast, discover that two Stellars Jays are waiting for signs of human activity, staring at the back porch.

Okay, fair, toss out a peanut for each of them. They grab them, fly off, and less than a minute later they're back and looking expectantly at the door.

That's not enough time for them to actually eat a peanut. So I wait and sure enough, they fly off again and I hear the noises of peanuts being disassembled in the tree outside.

Nice try, guys.

I think I just saw a crow fly by with a full-sized Snickers bar in its beak. Unwrapped.

Feeling pretty outclassed here with my peanuts.

mh still not great 

Weeded the shit out of the front yard after I got back home. From hell's heart I stab at thee with a $30 weeding tool, dandelions. Later when I have things planted this will be important, right now it's just a dry run.

You know that thing about how "working on something will make you feel better" - It's not actually true.

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