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anyway we're going into 2020 and now more than ever in our lives, please let me encourage you: now is the time to just go completely goddamned hogwild with whatever your Thing is. doesn't matter if anybody else gets it, that ain't the point. just Do You; we're literally approaching the first major Cyberpunk Year from like every sleazy early-mid-90s RPG splatbook and now is not the time to be coy about self-identity.

I have filled the bird feeders, both seed and sugar water. There is plentiful suet. My backyard is filled with happy chirpers.

Merry Birdmas, my lovelies.

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The Glowtide cabal has met and by its unanimous and infallible decree, the next decade is to be termed "The Rawring Twenties".

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Welcome to the solar new year, y'all 💙💜💖

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We have decided by committee that the next decade will be the Rawring Twenties.

Let's make it happen, people.

solstice plus the weed number 

Darkest night, shortest day.

Also the sun sets at 4:20pm here in Seattle today, so you know what you need to do.

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Rain for #Seattle is measured at SEA-TAC airport, and Friday's total came to 3.25", making in not only the wettest Dec 20th on record, but the 5th wettest day in Seattle weather history.

Rank
1. 5.02" 10/20/2003
2. 3.77" 12/03/2007
3. 3.41" 11/20/1959
4. 3.29" 11/06/2006
5. 3.25" 12/20/2019

Additional Star Wars thoughts 

I'm ready to see more Star Wars stories that don't involve a Skywalker. (Or a fucking Mandalorian. Can we stop idolizing Boba Fett please?)

Show me a Jedi nobody's heard of before, way out on the Outer Rim. Show me a struggling group of scavengers and smugglers, desperately fighting against the Hutts. Show me 30 minutes of Kyle Katarn getting hit in the nuts. Show me three kids fixing up a found A-Wing so they can win the big race and take home the prize.

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"SPIN THE DRUM!" has supplanted "Fuck it, we're doing it live." at my workplace..

Followed by "Do we have gravity?" and "Yea bossmang" or "Na brudna."

Thanks "The Expanse" I'm not really complaining. Mostly just amused.

A giant aviary dome filled with shrieking gryphons.

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speaking of, everyone enjoy this extremely helpful and beautiful map of europe!

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RT @InertialObservr@twitter.com

Illusion of The Year 2019 Winner

It's based on a simple Lissajous curve, but uses clever shading/highlighting to create a 'double-axis' illusion

🐦🔗: twitter.com/InertialObservr/st

"You ever just fly up really high and look down at all the people below, running around like ants?"
"Oh, definitely. And the sex is fantastic."

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it's a four lane mobius interchange now. I don't know why I'm doing this, or why I'm enjoying it so much. The chaos is beautiful

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the constellations that form when people choose random spots to idle their google sheets cursor

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today in France we saw albatross, who are some kind of big marin birbs, who took down police's drones because they felt threatened by them. now social media is going apeshit over those and it's real funny to see lmao

that Rick and Morty thing (~) 

okay, but like.... what if, deep down, I'm not actually slutty?

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