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Spacedragon whose hoard includes a pilfered probe bc the rtg keeps it warm

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Current mood: Working out how to set the ticketing system to the torch without having to leave my home

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for everyone impacted by the current genderGP problems. transfems can get hormones from where people who diy do it. a list of stores can be found in hrt.cafe. transmascs can get it from goodstuffstore (also linked there).

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When the blankets are all tucked around you just right

I just realized that if college were free tuition I'd never have stopped taking classes. By this point I'd have degrees in linguistics, physics, chemistry, and probably be working on several in history in addition to the ones I have in philosophy and network technology.

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asking for $, boosts okay 

hello folks
i am a disabled queer animalperson and running rather low on funds. Any help folks can offer is much, much appreciated. much love 💙
ko-fi.com/oneironott
$oneironott

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I want a 2021 12-month calendar with 12 professional illustrations of dinosaurs in lab coats

uspol, bloom county, the cheeto, cranial openings, brain salad surgery 

There's still time. This could (mostly) still happen. The last three panels at least.

Operation: Stay Up Until I Don't Feel Shitty Anymore has sort of worked, but now it's almost 1am. and now that I don't feel shitty I do feel really tired and really want to go to bed.

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okay but really: Minecraft is way more culturally-relevant to actual kids than Joker from Persona 5 or Banjo and Kazooie are. I understand if you're salty that your fave didn't get a slot but please understand that jaded thirty-somethings are not the actual market for Smash

I was supposed to be off an hour ago :/

aaaargh 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhh will this support call never fucking end, I am three hours into it with no sign of stopping

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Look at this asshole. No matter how many peanuts I put out on the porch they will never be satisfied.

dream, uspol, guns (---) 

I hate that I live somewhere that this is a dream of something that just happens sometimes.

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dream, uspol, guns (---) 

He had a pistol at his side I didn't know about.

As he pointed it at me and started to pull the trigger, the knowledge that my death was coming began to fill my mind, and then I finally woke up.

I'm still crying.

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I jog-limped as fast as I could to get underneath him. He dropped over the side of the footbridge too, right next to me, and I got my hands on his boxy rifle. We struggled, I got it away from him. I pointed it at him and tried to back away, searching for the trigger.

I had him in the sights now and thought "I'm bad with faces, I need to memorize his face so I can pick him out of a lineup later. Do I shoot? Can I even be sure of hitting him? He missed me earlier."

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I was really wary as he approached (I was wearing something that had a pin or a BLM-type message on it), and it must have shown. "Let me show you something," he said, and put the long boxy thing to his shoulder and fired at me. He missed and I went over the side of the bridge thing. I knew I couldn't run away, it was all open space and he had a rifle. I had to stay under the wooden foot bridge and move toward him, keep it between me and him.

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