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Me: can I throw my rations into the mimic's maw
DM: uh. yes.
Me: okay so D&D Beyond says my rations include nuts and nuts are the most common allergen. Does the door have an allergic reaction.
DM: *rolling noises* ...no

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adventures in dog, drooling 

I am eating leftover chicken for lunch. The dog is Staring Longingly, but laying down nearby.

I offer him a small tidbit, but it's just out of his reach without getting up. I bring it closer to his snout but he still would have to get up to get it. More staring continues. Finally, I raise my hand and bring it closer to him. He tilts his muzzle up--

-- and two streams of drool just POUR from the sides of his mouth.

mindless surreality, eye contact from a not-real pirate 

Ask me how my day went! :D

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what they need to do with the boat is build a jaeger to pick it up and wield it as a bludgeon against an incoming kaiju that somehow wandered its way over to the suez canal

Fruitflies like a banana.
Timeflies like an arrow.

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I can _feel_ this storm coming and the rising anticipation is starting to get to me...

Holy shit, "User Friendly" still exists as a webcomic?

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riffing on the news, BBC link, wikipedia link 

Bad news, everyone.

Ea-nasir is back, and he's upped his game.

bbc.com/news/business-56330378

"Geneva-based Mercuria Energy Group says it's been the victim of cargo fraud following its purchase of 10,000 tons of copper blister.

When the cargoes started arriving in China, it found containers full of painted stones instead.

The bizarre case happened despite security and inspection controls."

(reference: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complain )

Where there was only one set of tire tracks in the sand, that was where the Mars rover carried you.

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I feel like a lot of folx we know would be delighted by this shark girl who is a shark controlling a robot body mobile.twitter.com/WMDiscovery

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Ah, I see, I fucked up on simple math when converting cups to grams and was therefore short by 58 grams of flour. Yeah, that'd get a cave-in, wouldn't it.

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picture of ruined loaf of bread 

Well that didn't work out.

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There are just three days to go on the Gender Census, and here's where we're at:

- 43,000 participants 😲
- 12% are age 31+
- 68% are from Tumblr, Twitter or Discord

Can you share the survey link anywhere new, or with people over the age of 25?

Survey: smartsurvey.co.uk/s/GenderCens

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LB: I have an inordinate fondness for the Eagle Nebula because once I misheard my astronomy professor describe it as "the Evil Nebula, and other Messier objects that shine so brightly in the night sky"

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Pillars of the Eagle Nebula in Infrared

Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble, HLA; Processing: Luis Romero

apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap210307.ht #APoD

*opens muzzle, emits the sound of the M225 train arriving at the station*

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