Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space
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Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
Okay, but, like, how about really super long and slinky snake-girls.
I went to Mishu and bought all the awesome girl stuff o..o
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"J.B.S. Haldane was once asked what his study of biology had taught him about God.
He said that the Creator, if he exists, has 'an inordinate fondness for beetles.'"
Real Actual True Transition Goals For Real:
* Lots of exploration to figure out who I am
* Move always closer to the truest me
* A goddamn tail and some scales would be nice, isn't there supposed to be a body mod clinic somewhere around here by now?
Ten hours between Dawn and Dusk today, and I think Seattle is celebrating by not being grey and drizzly!
Bread
This is going to be one of the most photogenic loaves of bread I have ever baked.
Okay, so the "Transition Goals" post I did earlier was really just Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo... but yeah, I mean, kinda?
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cribbed from @Soreth --Transition Goals:
* anodized titanium feathers
* internal cold fusion battery
* fully functional flight capability
* big sharp teeth/claws
* breath weapon (fire is acceptable)
* oh heck just give me the dragon starter package and let me mod it a little
Soreth
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AI-generated candy hearts
I trained a neural network to generate new candy heart messages - some more successful than others. http://aiweirdness.com/post/170685749687/candy-heart-messages-written-by-a-neural-network
Transition Goals:
* Badass wardrobe
* Blue hair forever
* Can teleport
* Powerful jewelry
* Summon energy sword
* Hover/Flight
* Questionable Rivalry with House of Jurai
* Energy Projectiles
Me: "Geez, I still have an itch for wanting to play some D&D 5E. But I still don't really have a lot of free days or nights for it..."
My treacherous brain: "Hey, why don't you start up and DM that all-kobold pc campaign you always wanted to see?"
Me: "WHAT DID I JUST SAY."
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"[research] found that almost 3% of Minnesota teens did not identify with traditional gender labels such as "boy" or "girl.""
Meanwhile, on mastodon, 218% of teens identify as
*checks earpiece*
genderfuck trash animals.
Soreth
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Unicorns are horny on mane.
the car, the rocket, the bond villain, and the answer
Now if you'll excuse me, there seems to be something in my eye right now. What a terrible day for it to be raining indoors.
the car, the rocket, the bond villain, and the answer
The point is, there is no point.
But if you want to find a thing to celebrate, remember the screen in that car that read "Don't Panic" during liftoff. Thanks for all the dreams, Douglas. You couldn't possibly have predicted this one, but you wouldn't be surprised by it either.
the car, the rocket, the bond villain, and the answer
But what the hell, isn't this a wild time to be alive? That's a thing that's never been done before, happening right now, right in front of our noses and above our heads.
This is a miracle of rare device.
Even if the miracle is also basically saying "Eat at Joe's" too.
the car, the rocket, the bond villain, and the answer
But there's a car JUMPING OVER YOU right now, falling at meaninglessly high velocities, fast enough that it won't ever actually come down. Do you know what that means?
You're taking part in the greatest automobile stunt of all time. You. Personally.
As has been pointed out previously, this is both stupid and absurd, and a whole bunch of other stuff too. It's enough to make one's toots staccato.
the car, the rocket, the bond villain, and the answer
Somewhere up overhead, probably a bit to the north or south of you, there's a car.
This is a thing that is inevitable, stupid, absurd, amazing, unlikely, a triumph, a travesty, a cosmic joke, a monument, and a whole bunch of other stuff.
Help, I have too many species-variants of myself to commission art of!
- Pronouns
- She/They
Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
