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Still going on about Elite: Dangerous 

I GOT ONE!!

First person to discover an entire system in Elite: Dangerous :D :D :D

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(Kharaal is me, of course!)

trans thoughts, dysphoria (~-) 

This is probably also a result of my mind desperately trying to fixate on something besides "things would be better if I had been born a girl", which has been... a pretty strong theme today.

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Shadowrun thoughts 

Thinking ahead - very very far ahead in this case, to one of the Big Bads of the Shadowrun game that I'm in. Specifically, thinking ahead to the confrontation with the denouement and the completion and et cetera. I think I know how I would take care of it...

...of course, the last time I did that, I was so hilariously off-base that it was just silly when I looked back. This will probably be the same way.

Elite: Dangerous, Beta Lyrae, did they model the gas exchange? 

Yeah, they just... removed the second star. There's no contact binary happening in this system at all. No gas exchange, no accretion disc, no torus...

Alas.

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Elite: Dangerous, Beta Lyrae, did they model the gas exchange? 

...This binary system (in real life) has like... four stars in it...?

No sign of the accretion disc or gas exchange though. :/

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I hope you've all enjoyed my horrifying doggerel today. It's probably over for the evening, but I can't be sure there won't be a relapse.

Roses are red
Blue is the sea.
Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
The Deep Ones are coming for me.

Rosencrantz is dead,
And so is Guildenstern,
The lessons of good poetry
I have failed to learn.

This is just to say 

I have eaten
the roses
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for Valentine's

Forgive me
they were delicious
so red
and so cold

Why the hell were you keeping them in the icebox anyway? Use a vase.

Roses are red,
Nasturtiums are zygomorphic.
Fuck I painted myself into a corner on this one;
I like things that are anthropomorphic...?

That's "steamed hams but it's roses are red" for those of you keeping score on just how far I can fall.

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I am not classy 

Red roses?
At this time of year, at this time of day,
In this part of the country
LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?
May I see them?

For sale: 

One bouquet roses, violets.
Never worn.

This exhibit is showing
works in the style "Art Deco".
I can lick my own eyeball,
Can I be your gecko?

Roses are red,
Violets, they're blue.
I am under an NDA
and cannot reveal the rest of this poem to you.

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Periodic reminder that in "Jurassic Park", when Lex says "It's a UNIX system!", she's right; what's on the screen is fsn, a graphical file browser for SGI IRIX-based computers. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fsn_(fil

I have actually forgotten the original form of 'roses are red, violets are blue'. Huh.

old favorite, poor taste, blood, spoof 

Roses are red,
And so is my beverage.
I think I'm having
an occular hemorrhage.

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