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Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
Quoth the Raven “gronnk. Krraarrk. gronnnnk.”

blfc summation 

I need to go back next year, that was friggin' amazingly awesome.

I really am having a lot of trouble trying to sum up this con. It was just amazing. Thanks so much for everybody being so awesome, and for all the incredible fun we had! So sorry if I missed you, and I can't wait until next year so we can all spend more time together!

blfc 

Okay, but why does the con have to end?

Thank you so so much to all the con staff and volunteers, this was an amazing experience!

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You know your con is going well when you're a kobold at a dinner table with a party that includes three dragons.

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Dumb furry 

There are two taurs inside me.
One has ghostlimb issues.
The other has ghostlimb issues.

Fuck.

"Is the Blob Amish or is the T-Rex?"
"Presumably the Blob."

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"...Landplay?"
"Yeah, someone bursts into the bedroom covered with dirt and shrubs yelling 'TAP ME!'"

blfx masto meetup 

I'm in it!

Finally on the plane. Should have taken off half an hour ago...

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If a dragon allows you to tuck in under their wings, they care very deeply about you.

blfc, mh (~-) 

Welp. It's the day of travel for the con, so of course my brain has decided that my ex, That Monster, is going to be there with his family and all things will be horrible and I'll have to hide in the room the entire con. Thank you, brain. This is really not useful.

Luckily enough I've been dealing with this bullshit for several years now, so I've headed most of the anxiety off before it can actually do harm.

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inside you are two wolves.

on behalf of the national park service i would like to politely request that you stop eating our fucking wolves

In retrospect, trying to unpack the container full of decorative bits first before I had anywhere to put them wasn't the best decision.

nsfw, tf implied 

Me, typing into my phone: "Oh dear "
Predictive text suggestion: "featherpubes"
me: ...
phone:
me: ...
phone:

me: Okay I guess that's what I'm thinking about now ...

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Ambopteryx is a dinosaur with bat wings. Not a pterosaur either, but an actual dinosaur.

So basically, dragons actually existed on Earth, but they were only as big as sparrows.

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being a dragon fan since the mid-70s means knowing that you're probably going to be rooting for the losing side in most popular productions, and learning to be ok with that--in part, because in your own mind you can always make the dragons win anyway.

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