Soreth @Soreth@awoo.space
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Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
Chocolate raspberry hot cocoa makes everything better.
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friendship is magic
magic is just insufficiently understood technology
technology is knowledge
knowledge is power
power is energy over time
energy is mass
therefore, enough friendship concentrated in a single location can develop a substantial gravitational field and may eventually collapse into a black hole
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second chance for Net Neutrality, US politics
"Important PSA for people living in the US: The FCC has been forced to reopen public comment on the Net Neutrality decision following a court case by #Mozilla. The influx of bots (suspiciously using the names of telecom subscribers) that were anti-Net Neutrality has caused this. The FCC is trying to bury this, and very few are reporting on it.
To (re)file your thoughts on the #FCC 's decision, go to https://www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings/express. Proceeding 17-108 is #NetNeutrality . This ends in March."
from https://www.librepunk.club/@polarisfm/103726763759428376
mh, -
Sure do love waking up and bursting into tears as soon as I get out of bed. Thanks, brain. Can we please stop having the bad memories leap out of you?
IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS CAN I BE DONE WITH THIS SHIT PLEASE I AM TIRED OF LIVING WITH ALL THESE AFTEREFFECTS OF TRAUMA
dreams, the bomb
Oh good. A dream about a nuclear bomb going off. Yes, that is exactly what I needed this morning.
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me, to DM: I'm a bard
DM: ok, play us a song
me:
DM: im waiting, if you cant play it you cant be a bard
party: shhh dont interupt the performance
me: bows 4 minutes and 33 seconds later, dealing 6d8 to all monsters in a 40 meter radius
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Behold the two biggest rocks I can readily conceive of
Why is Sluggy Freelance still running.
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I miss what Geocities represented: the ideal Internet where normal people just made bad web pages to talk about what they were interested in.
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rose red, violet blue
i cram many meme formats
into one haiku
Burma-Shave™
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Roses are gray
Violets are puce
Did you fuck with the color space?
Please load the calibration strip again
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These "roses" poems
Find new expression
As several dozen people
Toy with rhyme progression.
. . .
Burma Shave.
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re: horrifying doggerel, the art form
@Soreth
roses red
violets blue
copulas superfluous
unlike you
re: horrifying doggerel, the art form
The first line ends in red
The second line ends in blue
But this form is like a sonnet
There's a lot of exploration you can do
re: horrifying doggerel, off the rails completely
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Having produced the set-up couplet
I can do whatever I want afterward
Look here's a fifth line to the poem
In this essay I will (cont'd)
re: horrifying doggerel, poetry deep cut
Roses, they're red
Violets aren't actually blue
We're sure doing an awful lot of enjambment here when
We leave stuff uncompleted until the next line's through
re: horrifying doggerel, meta meta
This is just to say
I have eaten
the roses
you kept in
the icebox
and which
you were definitely
mistaken
in putting there
They're roses
what's wrong with you
they don't belong in the icebox
what do you mean what's wrong with me
I ate the roses
I had to
that's how the rhyme begins
yes the thorns hurt a lot
we do foolish things for love
horrifying doggerel, meta
Roses are red
Humor is all in subverting expectation
Tim Curry is still waiting
In sweet antici-
horrifying doggerel, cooking
1 cup roses, red
Half cup violets, blue
There's nothing like flower soup
When you're down with the flu
horrifying doggerel, marathon
Roses are red
This rhyme is a chore
Marathon was great
Frog blast the vent core
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- She/They
Rare coastal dragoness, often found by sunny sea cliffs. Nonbinary but fairly femme-leaning. If you're under 18 don't follow.
Joined Jun 2017
